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1 posted on 10/09/2012 11:43:51 AM PDT by neverdem
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To: neverdem

When do they announce that The Disaster has won the Nobel Prize in Economics?


2 posted on 10/09/2012 11:47:34 AM PDT by arrogantsob (The Disaster MUST Go. Sarah herself supports Romney.)
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To: neverdem

> Manipulators...

What/whom did Hussein manipulate to win the Nobel Prize?


3 posted on 10/09/2012 11:52:44 AM PDT by Jyotishi (Seeking the truth, a fact at a time.)
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To: neverdem

It would appear that the Physics Nobel Prize involves people of genius.

As for the “Pees,” the “Rediculonomics,” and the “Litter-O-Turd” prizes...well, as Thumper’s mother said, “If you cannot say anything nice, don’t say anything at all.”

Remember, if Krugman got one...well, ‘tain’t got no smarts in it at all, does it?


4 posted on 10/09/2012 12:32:03 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: neverdem
Q: Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?
A: Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."

Have you heard that entropy isn't what it used to be?

Q: How many theoretical physicists specializing in general relativity does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

Q: What is the simplest way to observe the optical Doppler effect?
A: Go out at and look at cars. The lights of the ones approaching you are white, while the lights of the ones moving away from you are red.

There was an old lady called Wright
who could travel much faster than light.
She departed one day
in a relative way
and returned on the previous night.

5 posted on 10/09/2012 12:50:56 PM PDT by FatherofFive (Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
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To: neverdem

When they say things like the cat is both dead and alive at the same time they have obviously left the known, physical world.


6 posted on 10/09/2012 1:21:21 PM PDT by I want the USA back (Liberalism is due to a breakdown of the thinking apparatus.)
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To: neverdem

Uggh, yet another article that mentions, “Sea Change” without explaining what it means as if it is used in everyday conversation among so called educated liberals.

What would Shakespeare say?


7 posted on 10/09/2012 1:31:29 PM PDT by Lx (Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
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To: El Gato; Ernest_at_the_Beach; Robert A. Cook, PE; lepton; LadyDoc; jb6; tiamat; PGalt; Dianna; ...
The Nobel Prize in Physics 2012 Haroche, David J. Wineland (France and USA)

Vipers Go Viral

‘Arsenic-life’ bacterium prefers phosphorus after all

Reprogrammed Cells Earn Nobel Honor

FReepmail me if you want on or off my health and science ping list.

8 posted on 10/09/2012 9:44:28 PM PDT by neverdem ( Xin loi min oi)
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“They opened the door to studying individual quantum systems.”

One of these days, someone will win the prize and the article will talk about superpositions and collapsing states, most will read it and say “What??”.

A small few of us will look at it and say “Hey!!!... they just invented TIME TRAVEL!!!”

Thanks for the post,
djf


9 posted on 10/09/2012 9:52:14 PM PDT by djf (Political Science: Conservatives = govern-ment. Liberals = givin-me-it.)
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