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To: mdittmar

Why, says you? It’s simple. All you have to do is think like a stupid ultraliberal Senator.

The first word is POLAR. That means it must have something to do with the cold north somewhere. This is of vital importance, because the polar whateveritis is melting, so was have to save it.
The next word is SEA. As we all know, the seas are rising due to the polar stuff we just talked about. Seas are important because without them, the whales would have to walk, and we do want to save the whales, don’t we?
The other two words are ICE BREAKER. Although breaking things is not always the best policy, ice breakers are important when people at a cocktail party do not know each other. Therefore, we must also save the ice breakers.
So when you put all four words together, POLAR SEA ICE BREAKER, it becomes four times as important to save as just one thing.
That, plus it might mean something about polar bears, which are cute and cuddly.


3 posted on 10/09/2012 4:33:14 PM PDT by irishtenor (Everything in moderation, however, too much whiskey is just enough... Mark Twain)
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To: irishtenor

We are blessed with two dimwit senators,gotta love it;)


4 posted on 10/09/2012 4:39:36 PM PDT by mdittmar
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