You know, having dozens of filthy savages forcing various parts of themselves into one’s nether regions does focus the mind. Good on Lara. Prayers to her.
Now just a cotton pickin’ minit here. That’s racism. She had dozens of proud descendants of dessert nomads and the peoples they conquered and forced various parts of themselves into the nether regions of their great grandmothers, in keeping with their proud cultural traditions shoving parts of themselves into her nether regions. She should have been happy to have partaken in this time-honored custom, and mourned the fact that they didn’t get her up the duff, and then converted to Islam out of gratitude. What’s the matter with the little trollop. Didn’t she enjoy herself? If she didn’t want that sort of attention, she should have put on a burkha./SARC! Very SARC!