Posted on 10/16/2012 8:06:54 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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I predict that the media will herald Obama the comeback kid tonight. Deck is stacked pretty high against Romney Pings
I will have Rush on in the background today, to see if he has yet figured out what the 47% means and how to counter the democrats’ exploiting this faux issue. Rush is falling short of his previous standards ...
Obama could hit his head on the podium and pass out right at the start, or strip down to his underwear on stage, and still be heralded by the media as having won a decisive victory.
I do agree that Rush stumbled on an explanation for the 47%. I hope Romney’s advisors were able to do better.
I don't see Osama or Hitlary benefiting from it. I do see Romney being pitched a softball. Hope he hits it out of the park at the debate tonight.
If we can believe the polls (?), Obama needs to perform like never before. Without a teleprompter? I doubt he can do it.
Don’t think he’s fooling the majority anymore.
I said something similar earlier on Facebook. GMTA
The media has been itching to dust off that old “Comeback Kid” meme for a while now.
bttt
Afternoon IMPR!
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I like it! Consider it stolen. ;-)
Gotta love the tree branch growing through the window. LOL!
LOL. Nice curtains, too!
obama quit smoking?
I made it just in time to hear Hillary bragging about her big job! Here’s a little reminder of another thing she said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJxmpTMGhU0
“figured out what the 47% means and how to counter the democrats’”
Please enlighten me....
His bong is out of the frame. Heh.
He’s too stupid to figure out a bong. He is the rolling paper type.
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