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Obama the "Post Turtle" (humor; vanity)
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Posted on 10/16/2012 2:32:33 PM PDT by TigerClaws
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as our president.
The old rancher said, “Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle'.”
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'post turtle' was.
The old rancher said, “When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.”
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb arse put him up there to begin with."
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: vanity
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To: TigerClaws
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posted on
10/16/2012 2:34:13 PM PDT
by
DJ MacWoW
(My faith and politics cannot be separated)
To: TigerClaws
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posted on
10/16/2012 2:34:17 PM PDT
by
South40
("Islam has a proud tradition of tolerance." - Barack Hussein Obama - Cairo, Egypt, June 4, 2009.)
To: TigerClaws
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posted on
10/16/2012 2:34:53 PM PDT
by
RasterMaster
("Towering genius disdains a beaten path." - Abraham Lincoln)
To: TigerClaws
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posted on
10/16/2012 2:35:15 PM PDT
by
Carriage Hill
(The 0bummer Penguin: I played this country like a harp from hell.)
To: TigerClaws
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posted on
10/16/2012 2:35:15 PM PDT
by
Doogle
((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: Doogle
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posted on
10/16/2012 2:36:05 PM PDT
by
Carriage Hill
(The 0bummer Penguin: I played this country like a harp from hell.)
To: All
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posted on
10/16/2012 2:36:10 PM PDT
by
RasterMaster
("Towering genius disdains a beaten path." - Abraham Lincoln)
To: All
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posted on
10/16/2012 2:37:45 PM PDT
by
RasterMaster
("Towering genius disdains a beaten path." - Abraham Lincoln)
To: TigerClaws
Funny, the first time I heard about post turtles was from Bill Clinton. About 30 years ago.
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posted on
10/16/2012 2:40:12 PM PDT
by
newheart
(The greatest trick the left ever pulled was convincing the world it was not a religion.)
To: TigerClaws
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posted on
10/16/2012 2:48:07 PM PDT
by
Sergio
(An object at rest cannot be stopped! - The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight)
To: newheart
It must have been ABOUT klintoon.
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posted on
10/16/2012 2:59:26 PM PDT
by
X-spurt
(It is truly time for ON YOUR FEET or on your knees)
To: X-spurt
“It must have been ABOUT klintoon.”
Don´t you mean the Clingons...?
To: DJ MacWoW
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posted on
10/16/2012 3:05:58 PM PDT
by
Slyfox
To: Slyfox
Oh my gosh! That’s a cracked shell waiting to happen. LOL
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posted on
10/16/2012 3:09:28 PM PDT
by
DJ MacWoW
(My faith and politics cannot be separated)
To: TigerClaws
I am retired from a career in advertising. I consistently see more creativity in writing and graphics here on FR than I ever saw from an ad agency.
To: Slyfox
Looks like the next pic should be of the pot of
snapper soup... (Whaddya mean you never been to Philly?)
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posted on
10/16/2012 3:26:39 PM PDT
by
NoCmpromiz
(John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
To: TigerClaws
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posted on
10/16/2012 3:31:52 PM PDT
by
verga
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To: NoCmpromiz
Cut off the turtle's head and stand it upside-down to drain. After it has bled well, I.....am.....sobbing.......can't.......finish.......reading........recipe.
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posted on
10/16/2012 3:34:15 PM PDT
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Slyfox
To: Slyfox
can't.......finish.......reading........recipe. Sorry...
Snapping turtle meat costs about $25/pound, so preparing your own is the preferred (translate: cost effective) route. If you can't bring yourself to dispatch your local snapping turtle, you can opt to buy the meat already canned thus saving you from the gruesome task of prepping the turtle...
Boneless Turtle Meat / 1 Lb.
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posted on
10/16/2012 3:45:50 PM PDT
by
NoCmpromiz
(John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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