Posted on 10/18/2012 8:08:36 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Just the words Gloria Allred and Contraceptives in the same sentence is enough to make you throw up.
Rush’s “stack of stuff” is pretty much Drudge these days. I’m sure he’s seen it.
When does the media ask how Obama’s “building the economy from the middle class out” works in a macroeconomic environment? And I hope he keeps on describing Romney’s economic plan as a sketchy deal, it sounds so uninformed, plus he is failing to explain he has any economic plans at all.
damn FR.....takes 2 minutes to refresh every time and can’t blame hugh traffic............sonofabitch
Don’t blame the servers dontchano....
He knows! He just mentioned it. Hehe!
Yes...FR is soooo slow today. I thought it was my nonAmerican made iPhone...
Obama is sooooo very pro woman...don’t forget Valdemort Jarrett IS the real president!
Yes...FR is soooo slow today. I thought it was my nonAmerican made iPhone...
Obama is sooooo very pro woman...don’t forget Valdemort Jarrett IS the real president!
Good afternoon!
cut off the leeches and the deficit disappears
we CAN afford our bridges to nowhere, shrimp treadmills, robot squirrels and hong kong prostitute studies - what we CAN'T afford are the leeches
that should free up some money to build a buttload of nukes to fix our little muzzie problem
sloopz a solutions kinda guy
Rush Limbaugh government.... why is the liberals not for Rush giving away a free I-Pad ?
I LOVE IT WHEN RUSH GIVES AWAY STUFFS!!!!!!!!!!!111!!1!1!111!!!
I had a feeling this young woman (student and first time voter) was going to get an Apple product and sure enough she got an iPad
I’d like just 60 secs alone with 0bummer and Bidet, each, in a locked 8’x10’ room.
FR is continually the slowest-loading website ever on our super-fast, high-speed cable computer. I'm getting all kinds of error messages today as well. Grrr....
Judging by the past few comments by Rush, it appears he finally checked FR today... hope FR stays up and running.
FR is so GD slow today, you would think there was a begathon going on...or a debate even!!
Sorry kids....NONE of excuses hold any water NONE of them!
If the powers that be are too lazy, cheap, whatever to get in a REAL IT person to fix the site...I will join others and sit back and LMAO at folks who continue to throw their hard earned dollars into this grifters moneypit!
Sad bunch of pathetic people. Cannot wait till Romney wins.
“Something’s” wrong here, and it’s not a debate night. I keep getting “Could not connect...” errors.
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