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Obama Caption This
Slyfox

Posted on 10/18/2012 12:33:23 PM PDT by Slyfox



TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: obama; phone
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Lifeline?
1 posted on 10/18/2012 12:33:26 PM PDT by Slyfox
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To: American Constitutionalist; Obadiah

Here you go!


2 posted on 10/18/2012 12:35:06 PM PDT by Slyfox
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To: Slyfox

“Some Chinese guys are here and want to know if they get their money back if I lose the election.”


3 posted on 10/18/2012 12:36:20 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (This is America! Being dead is no excuse not to vote!!!)
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To: Slyfox

what do you mean bullshit won’t work again?


4 posted on 10/18/2012 12:37:04 PM PDT by paul51 (11 September 2001 - Never forget)
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To: Slyfox

“Now that she’s already a disgrace, can Eva be my Monica?”


5 posted on 10/18/2012 12:37:25 PM PDT by Viennacon
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To: Slyfox

yes mo, I know you don’t want to give up the planes and lifestyle


6 posted on 10/18/2012 12:38:10 PM PDT by paul51 (11 September 2001 - Never forget)
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To: Slyfox

What do you mean my minutes have run out on my ObamaPhone?


7 posted on 10/18/2012 12:39:04 PM PDT by SharpRightTurn ( White, black, and red all over--America's affirmative action, metrosexual president.)
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To: Slyfox

“We bleeped up. He got away.”


8 posted on 10/18/2012 12:41:19 PM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: Slyfox

“Yes Mr.Soros. I know Mr.... Yes, I’m sorry... No! I won’t screw up again!... Just give me a little more cash. I promise I won’t blow it this time!”


9 posted on 10/18/2012 12:41:20 PM PDT by St_Thomas_Aquinas (Viva Christo Rey!)
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To: Slyfox
Obama: "Hi. Gallup? I need you to change your poll numbers and–"

Phone: "doo DOO DEET! The number you have dialed has been disconnected and is out of service. Please dial another number and try again. Loser."
10 posted on 10/18/2012 12:41:44 PM PDT by verum ago (Some people must truly be in love, for only love can be so blind.)
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To: verum ago
ahhh yes I'm interested in applying for your job as a mannequin
11 posted on 10/18/2012 12:44:21 PM PDT by shadeaud ( “Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8”. Just doing my duty a Christian)
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To: Slyfox

“Yes, Mr. Soros... yes sir.. I know you’ve poured a lot of money into this.. yes, Mr. Soros... yes, sir. We’re trying to contact Gloria Allred now, sir, but I don’t think the voters will buy the sexual harassment bit this time.”


12 posted on 10/18/2012 12:44:26 PM PDT by ScottinVA (Record high turnout is our hope for sending 0bama home. Pray hard!!!)
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To: All

Hi is this Univision? This is Barack Jose’ Uhbamuh. As ju know I have great respect for lah-TEE-nos, so I am saddened at your Fast and Furious reporting.

I will try more to sound like ju when I speak to lah-TEE-nos again.


13 posted on 10/18/2012 12:44:33 PM PDT by WillVoteForFood
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To: CAluvdubya

“I am looking for an old guy named Mr. Nick. Is he there? I REALLY need to talk to him.”


14 posted on 10/18/2012 12:49:37 PM PDT by Slyfox
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To: Slyfox

” Hey Axslrod ? where’s that slush fund money at ? I really need it “


15 posted on 10/18/2012 12:49:41 PM PDT by American Constitutionalist
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To: Slyfox

“I need five cartons of Kools right NOW!”


16 posted on 10/18/2012 12:49:49 PM PDT by ScottinVA (Record high turnout is our hope for sending 0bama home. Pray hard!!!)
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To: Slyfox

What? We got the Honey Boo Boo endorsement? SWEET!!


17 posted on 10/18/2012 12:50:58 PM PDT by 12chachacha
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To: Slyfox

“Hi, OfficeMax? I’m inquiring about that floor model chair in the ad. What do you mean it’s a not a job posting?!”


18 posted on 10/18/2012 12:51:04 PM PDT by verum ago (Some people must truly be in love, for only love can be so blind.)
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To: Slyfox

"Penny Pritzker please... Penny, please tell me that that rumor I am hearing is false... that you're giving my Hawaii compound to Achmadiniajd!? Penny, I can NOT move back to Chicago in January, it's TOO FREAKING COLD!"

19 posted on 10/18/2012 12:51:33 PM PDT by Yehuda (http://jewpoint.blogspot.com)
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To: Slyfox

“Gov. Romney, this sucks for me to have to say it, but congratulations on your blowout victory tonight.”


20 posted on 10/18/2012 12:51:42 PM PDT by ScottinVA (Record high turnout is our hope for sending 0bama home. Pray hard!!!)
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To: Slyfox

Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, 0bamaphone.


21 posted on 10/18/2012 12:53:37 PM PDT by PJBankard (I told my friends I was heading to Octermocty for the weekend. They replied... "Wear the fox hat")
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To: Slyfox

“Hello, Reggie? As you probably saw, I got schwacked by Romney again tonight... I need some “us” time...”


22 posted on 10/18/2012 12:54:13 PM PDT by ScottinVA (Record high turnout is our hope for sending 0bama home. Pray hard!!!)
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To: Slyfox

Does this cell phone make my head look big?


23 posted on 10/18/2012 12:55:03 PM PDT by conservative_cyclist (We all have to Vote, NO EXCUSES!!)
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To: Slyfox

You what? Called last night at 3AM? Sorry, I musta missed it...


24 posted on 10/18/2012 12:58:31 PM PDT by mwilli20 (BO. Making communists proud all over the world.)
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To: Slyfox

He looks real bad.

Work must not agree with him.


25 posted on 10/18/2012 1:04:47 PM PDT by SMARTY ("The man who has no inner-life is a slave to his surroundings. "Henri Frederic Amiel)
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To: Slyfox

“I need ten thousand dollars bail money.”


26 posted on 10/18/2012 1:05:58 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (Winning is Everything.)
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To: Slyfox

Hotline.


27 posted on 10/18/2012 1:10:32 PM PDT by Salamander (Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me.)
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To: SMARTY

“Work must not agree with him.”

The first time is always the hardest.


28 posted on 10/18/2012 1:12:50 PM PDT by Salamander (Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me.)
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To: Slyfox

Wadda ya mean the check bounced on my new digs in Hawaii?
I’m sure there’s still some money left in the government’s bank account
WHAT? Borrow it from China?
Can’t we wait until I get reelected?


29 posted on 10/18/2012 1:15:21 PM PDT by lucky american (The Democrats will follow the big "D"even if it means going over a cliff.)
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To: Slyfox

Wadda ya mean the check bounced on my new digs in Hawaii?
I’m sure there’s still some money left in the government’s bank account
WHAT? Borrow it from China?
Can’t we wait until I get reelected?


30 posted on 10/18/2012 1:15:37 PM PDT by lucky american (The Democrats will follow the big "D"even if it means going over a cliff.)
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To: Slyfox

“Yes Ms Jarret, I mean mommy. Yes mommy. I understand mommy!”


31 posted on 10/18/2012 1:19:00 PM PDT by Batman11 (We came for the chicken sandwiches and a Sweet Tea Party broke out!)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

“The polls are trending in the opposite direction, my buzz words are not working...they ain’t buying it, what do I do now?”


32 posted on 10/18/2012 1:19:08 PM PDT by Slyfox
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To: Slyfox
Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?


Damned obamaphone!
33 posted on 10/18/2012 1:22:26 PM PDT by FrankR (They will become our ultimate masters the day we surrender the 2nd Amendment.)
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To: Slyfox; flaglady47; mickie
"Hullo, Mr. Barack Hussein Obama?

"Excuse me, but would you spell your name for me?

"Thanks! Congratulations! This is Publishers Clearing House. You just won the One Million Dollars first prize plus $5000 every week for life. We just need to see a bona fide birth certificate....and it's all yours.

"We'd like to come over tomorrow with the big check and the balloons if it's okay with you. Do you live in a house or apartment?"

Leni

34 posted on 10/18/2012 1:38:06 PM PDT by MinuteGal
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To: Slyfox

this is Domino pizza head office..../Sorry but we can´t consider you for pizza delivery”


35 posted on 10/18/2012 1:43:36 PM PDT by Christian1
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To: Slyfox

Boy, he looks like he’s just realized how BADLY he’s losing. Despair.


36 posted on 10/18/2012 1:44:01 PM PDT by EggsAckley ("There's an Ethiopian in the fuel supply!")
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To: Christian1

“I was the head of Chicago Community Organizing, I was the President of the United States...I was a contender.”


37 posted on 10/18/2012 1:49:03 PM PDT by Slyfox
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To: Slyfox

“There’s still some smoke near the headliner? I’ll be right down.”


38 posted on 10/18/2012 1:52:06 PM PDT by Rastus
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To: MinuteGal

You have reached the Office of the President of the
United States...The President isn’t available at the
moment if you would like to speak to the First Lady
please leave your name and number and Ann will return
your call as soon as she is able. Thank you.


39 posted on 10/18/2012 1:53:09 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Slyfox

"Reggie, I keep leaving you messages on voicemail but you won't return my calls. This election is killing me. I'm hurtin' man.
I need to hear your voice. Call me? Please?"

40 posted on 10/18/2012 1:55:50 PM PDT by OB1kNOb (November 6th is the tipping point for freedom in America.)
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To: Slyfox

Oh great... Another "Hitler finds out..." video about me?
41 posted on 10/18/2012 1:59:28 PM PDT by Safrguns
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To: Slyfox

But I don't want to fly coach to Hawaii Jan 20th.

42 posted on 10/18/2012 2:05:29 PM PDT by New Perspective (Proud father of a 8 yr old son with Down Syndrome and fighting to keep him off Obama's death panels.)
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To: Slyfox
"Who is this?

"...a village in Kenya?

"...and you want your what back?"

43 posted on 10/18/2012 2:07:02 PM PDT by Hunton Peck
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To: Slyfox

Yo G, why ain't you returnin my phone calls man? I be really jonesin, can't you help a brotha out? This president thing is tough; I need me a pick me up you know? Call me back.."

44 posted on 10/18/2012 2:08:48 PM PDT by FourtySeven (47)
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To: paul51

Now Candy let’s make sure we got this right. When I say have you got the script. You say he said it was a terrorist attack.


45 posted on 10/18/2012 2:13:18 PM PDT by spawn44 (MOO)
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To: New Perspective

Baraq’s last ride.

Do they get the AF1 on the last ride home?

I know Baraq, MooseChelle, and the kiddies get 10 yrs of SS protection, plus 200 grand a year pension, and staff and office expenses to milk.

Of course that’s pocket change compared to what he’ll get our of POTUS pardon sales.


46 posted on 10/18/2012 2:14:26 PM PDT by nascarnation (Defeat Baraq 2012. Deport Baraq 2013)
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To: Slyfox

uhhhh....Vladimir, about that flexibility...


47 posted on 10/18/2012 2:22:00 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Slyfox

“Et tu, BigBird?”


48 posted on 10/18/2012 2:22:32 PM PDT by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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To: Slyfox

“What do you mean he has got my real birth certificate?”


49 posted on 10/18/2012 2:25:58 PM PDT by woofie (It takes three villages and a forest of woodland creatures to raise a child in Obamaville)
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To: Slyfox

I need a tingle.


50 posted on 10/18/2012 2:47:43 PM PDT by Slyfox
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