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Posted on 10/18/2012 6:20:53 PM PDT by Rockitz
With the recent polls indicating the likelihood that President Obama will be looking at early retirement from public office in the near future, publishing houses are scrambling to sign the soon-to-be former president for his first post-presidential book. The top 10 working titles that Mr. Obama is purportedly shopping include the following.
10. Dancing with Czars
9. Biden Time
8. Bungling Benghazi
7. Doped and Deranged: My Time in the Whitehouse
6. Screams of "Why Bother?": A Story of Apathy and Incompetence
5. The Audacity of a Dope: Thoughts of reblaming George W. Bush for the past 4 years
4. Of Me I Sing: A Letter to Anyone Who'll Read It
3. Strange We Can Greave In: Barack Obama's Scam to Screw Americans
2. Forward.... to the First Tee: My Plan for Retirement
1. Jimmy Carter's Still the Worst White President in History
How about “failure like my father”?
"With the Wookie in Waikiki."
Ping!
FlimFlam for Dummies
0.1 It Wasn’t My Fault
“I Tried”
“Don’t Blame Me”
“It’s all about Me”
“Fooled ya”
11. Losing Ain’t Optimal
12. Me, Myself and I: My Three Favorite People
13. The Acidity of Nope: America Kicked My @$$ Out the Door
14. I Thought They’d Keep Me In President, You Know?
15. Typical White People and Bitter Clingers: Why I Hate Them
16. 57 Shades of Gay
17. Learning to Speak Austrian with Barack Obama
18. I Married A Sasquatch
19. Born Free (in Kenya)
How I Made Early Retirement Work for Me!
What Should Have Been
Fifty Examples of Things You Didn’t Build.
On to Europe
(I’ve earned it)
Romney Inherits Bush’s Mess
The Affirmative Action President - What You Get When You Promote the Best Personal Stories to the Top
Barack and Michelle’s Four Year Vacation
O, An Example Not to Follow
The Cleansing of White Guilt and Our Wallets
There Was Such a Thing as a Free Lunch, and Phones, Too
The Anti-American President
Most Powerful Man in the World, and the Post-Colonialist President
When the Living Constitution Died
If Only I Were King
If Only You Had Loved Me
The Boy King
The Election Soros Bought
“Uh, Ah”
Autobiography of a Teleprompter
The Man Before the TOTUS
No, I Am Not a Muslim - I Only Bowed and Apologized to Them
Hillary Laughing to the Grave
Healing the World - Global Warming Ended Because of My Economic Policies and the Future Was Saved
Widening the Black - White Divide - Making Race Relations Impossible 40 Years after King
A Divider United a Nation So They No Longer Needed Their Messiah
O-No He Didn’t!
Love Me Not, The Memoirs of a President
Hypocrisy in Action
The Walking Contradiction
I’ll Finally Save the Economy If You Buy My Book
Or Ayers to ghost write the memoirs of the Presidency.
“Presidential Contingency Operation”
“Odyssey Dawn: Why You Never Name a War After a Stripper”
“Speach Tour for Dummies”
Schemes of my father(s).
“No Roots - The Saga of an Anti-American Family”
“The Tight Panic”
“Journey to the Bottom of the Sewer”
“Around the Muslim World in 180 days”
“The Greatest Lie Ever told”
“Tale of Two Sissies”
“The Godfarcer”
“A Bitch Too Farce”
“Sez Me Street”
To Kill a Mocking Big Bird”
“I Tried but I was Not Optimal”
Those are hilarious! Great job!
“Don’t bogart that joint”
“Praise Allah and pass the crack pipe”
“Michelle, my hell”
“The One and done”
“Can’t a brother get a mulligan”
“F¥€{ you America!”
“MOVE: It was Michele’s Initiative, Now It’s an Order”
My Struggle. Written in prison.
He will probably want to write a memoir of this campaign: “We Are Going to the Hu Ke Lau.”
Since he`s a double agent, they gave Obummer several book/movie deals:
“Gullible`s Travels”
“Dr. No Nothing”
“From Russia With Fluff”
“Goldfingernail”
“Thunderbelch”
“You Only Live Shysting”
“On His Majesty’s Secret Service Whoopee”
“Liars Are Forever”
“Live and Let Lie”
“The Man with no Holdin` Guns”
“The Sty Who Loved Me”
“Muckraker”
“For Your ICE Only”
“Octomoochie”
“A View to a Nil”
“The Living Solar Lights”
“Licence to Thrill”
“GoldenEyeSore”
“Tomorrow Never Lies”
“The Muslim World is Not Enough”
“Die Another Day”
“Casino Riyadh”
“Quantum of Solar”
“Skyfall In” [Coming in November]
Other films
“Never Say Never Again to Moochie”
A tale of two aliens
On a slow boat from Kenya
Drive for show, putt for blow
A tale of two aliens
On a slow boat from Kenya
Drive for show, putt for blow
“Lots of Flexibility after the Election”
“So Nobody Wants to Golf Now -hun?”
“At my age, you can’t out drink the Secret Service”
Obama, Where Born Art Thou?
Lunch At Michelle’s
Out Of Kenya
Let Me Make This Perfectly Clear: Famous Obama Speeches
1001 Kenyan Nights
Slow And Sedate: My Work With The Mexican Drug Cartels
Whitey Ain’t Righty
Helping Amanda Bynes: A True Hollywood Sory
Giving The Bird To Those Who Hate Big Bird
I Acted Stupidly: A Memoir
Or moochelle’s...My Plate...heaped with crow.
LMAO. I’m not worthy. These are great.
"Bunch Of"
Why worry about “A” book ... he will write them all, after all he is going to have his own Library
Huh
TT
Thought of another one....
“The Teleprompter Diaries”
How about “Stoned, stupid and marxist is no way to go through life”.
“Buy This Book Or You’re a Racist”
The Color Purple:
How to eliminate Blue from an electoral map in one debate
“Stupidly is as Stupidly Does”
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