Posted on 10/19/2012 9:17:16 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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That’s funny Rush said it was Reaganesque.Someone on the Live thread said the same thing.
Mitt was excellent! Where was the moose?
LOL!
They were all zingers.
Do a search on YouTube for Al Smith Dinner and you’ll see Romney videos
easily out number 0bama’s 2 to 1 and the views are more than six times his.
That’s proof right there. Look on CNN and they think 0bama was funnier.
Idiots!
Everyone applauded when Romney said “we are down to the President’s final months”.
Dropping the pimentos.
As Rush would say: Right on! Right on! Right on!
Rush is SPOT ON TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! listening to Romney is refreshing!
I’m LMAO! Now I wish I’d watched the thing on Hannity...really well done.
I can’t believe Rush is leaving the best joke all night!
“Your kind hospitality here tonight gives me a chance to convey my deep and long held respect for the Catholic church. I have special admiration for the Apostle St. Peter, to whom it is said, “Upon this rock, I will build my church.” The story is all the more inspiring when you consider that he had so many skeptics and scoffers at the time who were heard to say, “If you’ve got a church, you didn’t build that.”
Mitt definitely had the better writers and zingers.
Did Rush just call Eva L a slut???
That was a good one!
Rush on Eva Longoria: “She goes from one athelete to another.” “Hulk Hogan is now available.”
Ouch.
Not that heard.
He implied maybe LOL!
THAT one was great. Wonder why he didn’t play it?
BTW I am finding that Romney has been maligned on the 2nd amendment.
MA gun laws were worse prior to Romney.
Despite MA laws being liberal He worked to restore rights.
Rush ? give that guy a free I-Pad for being able to keep his job in this great depression that Obama and his Administration created.
Prolly on you tube by now
Anyways I'm minding my own business watching Sean and all of a sudden they cut into big Catholic charity Al Smith dinner. I assure your Mitt R knocked it out of the park with his one liners. He shivved Obama. Obama's humor was only 10% of Romney's. Where were 0's Hollywood friends last night to write his ripostes and humor?
Even better--- Who are the unsung who writers for Mitt? Imma guessing they are conservatives in Hollywood who want to remain anonymous for good reasons
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