This sounds like an excellent opportunity for the Israelis to load some of their own “humanitarian aid” on board, before unloading it at the legal port. The manifest:
1 gross New Standard Version Bibles.
1 gross The Satanic Verses, by Salman Rushdie.
400 pairs edible panties, XXXL size.
5,000 condoms, extra small size.
200 pounds of pork jerky.
300 “Bomb Head” Mohammed Halloween masks.
1 ton bulging cans of Surströmming, well past its expiration date.
Let’s not forget sex gum. Can’t let those teenagers’ morals go uncorrupted, now can we?