Fluke, OFA fail in pics: If you hold a rally and no one shows up, does it make a sound?

Twitchy-US Politics ^ | 10-21-2012 | Twitchy Staff

[smoothsailing]

October 21, 2012

Fluke, OFA fail in pics: If you hold a rally and no one shows up, does it make a sound?

Twitchy Staff

Gut-busting! Sandra Fluke held “rallies” in Nevada this weekend and the crowds numbered in the ONES.

"Sandra Fluke speaks to ten (10) people at...wait for it..The "Sak 'N Save" in Reno. Now that's the kind of stuff you just can't make up."

Stop, our sides can’t take it!

Worse, Obama for America then tries to cover it up by calling it an “intimate gathering.”

The giggles, they hurt! Excuse us while we pick ourselves up from the floor, where we’ve fallen in a heap of giggle-snorts. Oooh, be careful! You may have to spread out into two entire parking spaces! .....

[Lees Swrd]

“intimate gathering.” Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh so she had some of those free rubbers and screwed everyone there!

[GOP Poet]

I’m wondering if she wore that tired, school marm outfit to detract from the fact that she’s a sl-t. :) lol.

[Enterprise]

A three thousand year old mummy and Laz would be a case of the grave robbing the cradle.

[Navy Patriot]

What?

This gal is so ugly that she must have to pay for sex.

[Enterprise]

If Fluke were a teacher what would a male student have to do to get an “A?” And what would a female student have to do to get an “A?”

[Venturer]

He looks like he probably came with her.

[Lees Swrd]

I talk from first hand knowledge in a few years she will be Helen Thomas LMAO!

[RetSignman]

[I do not think that even Bill Clinton would hit it.]

I, respectively, disagree, how do think she got where she is now.? lol

[KevinB]

she can find full time employment in the one bagger room.

Only one bag? You're being kind.

[Lazamataz]

She’s got some thick ankles.

When you get a puppy, look at its paws to determine what size it will grow up to be.

When you look at a woman’s ankles, you can use that to determine how fat she will balloon up to.

And from the look of Fluke, she will be Jerrold-Nadler-fat.

[chris37]

Hmmm...I...well you may have a point here.

[Liz]

Ten people show up for a "sheath-up-for-free" rally----so the quick-thinking Obama for America campaign team covers-up the flopola by calling it an “intimate gathering.”

Team Obama also booked US Amb Susan Rice on several Sunday morning talk shows to explain that this was a "spontaneous demonstration"......not a terror attack against condoms.

[P-Marlowe]

So far every picture I’ve seen from these rallies seems to have Fluke talking about how under Obamacare she can get her taxpayer funded boob job.

[Lazamataz]

A three thousand year old mummy and Laz would be a case of the grave robbing the cradle.

In fact, law enforcement warned me not to try to hit that mummy, or they'd arrest me for pedophilia.

[rabidralph]

And driving an SUV, of all things.

[rabidralph]

Just imagine the fun if only one FReeper was able to show up.

[smoothsailing]

They are grooming this woman to be the second Communist President in America’s history.

It could well be, and it means that neither of them are flukes.

[Mouton]

Perhaps, it is Sunday so I am being nice today. Should have said the Cayote room.

[Godzilla]

Worse, Obama for America then tries to cover it up by calling it an “intimate gathering.”

[Enterprise]

ROFL!!