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PRESIDENT OBAMA ANNOUNCES A CLEARANCE SALE (EVERYTHING MUST GO !!)
Breitbart ^ | 10/21/2012 | LEE STRANAHAN

Posted on 10/21/2012 10:14:52 AM PDT by SeekAndFind

The President of the United States is apparently having a fire sale. The Obama / Biden campaign sent out an email on Saturday with a headline that any internet marketer would love, complete with stars and ALL CAPS. The email subject line is “? Our biggest sale EVER ?” and it promises big big savings of 30% off of everything (minimum order, $10) PLUS guaranteed delivery by election day at the “Last Call Sale.”

But don’t order yet! The commander-in-chief will ALSO give you free shipping! That’s right, America; at these prices, you can’t afford to NOT support reckless, failed policies!

Just what manner of swag can one purchase to help support the current leader of the free world? Aside from the standard items like yard signs, buttons and bumper stickers that you’d expect from any campaign, the Obama Store contains a few products that stand out.

Every infant needs a My Two Dads Support Obama Baby Onsie because at that age, they are too young to ask to obvious biological question and thankfully, it’s a steal at half-off; only $10! Don’t worry, there’s one for Two Moms--and if you’re heterosexist, there’s of Onsies that show men & woman holding hands; only $65!

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: clearance; obama

1 posted on 10/21/2012 10:14:55 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
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2 posted on 10/21/2012 10:15:30 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
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Going out of business sale.


3 posted on 10/21/2012 10:19:09 AM PDT by Anitius Severinus Boethius (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B008BAL1OK/)
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To: SeekAndFind

Al Queda, Taliban and jihadist everywhere will be stocking up for celebratory effigy burnings. They could probably pitch in a can of lighter fluid for orders over $100.


4 posted on 10/21/2012 10:20:52 AM PDT by Irenic (The pencil sharpener and Elmer's glue is put away-- we've lost the red wheel barrow)
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To: SeekAndFind
Marked down, this conceptual pissing on the flag of the USA by commie sean john:


5 posted on 10/21/2012 10:23:25 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (We can’t just leave it (food choice) up to the parents. -- moochele obozo 2/12/2012 (cnsnews))
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But wait, we’ll double your order, just pay the shipping and handling.


6 posted on 10/21/2012 10:23:53 AM PDT by shove_it (DNC = perpetual emotion machine)
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To: Anitius Severinus Boethius

Say it again!


7 posted on 10/21/2012 10:25:06 AM PDT by nclaurel
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To: SeekAndFind

By selling the Obama Birth Certificate coffee cups, the campaign is engaging in forgery of a legal document and under Romeny will face forgery charges for each BC cup that is sold and everyone who has one of the coffee cups will face forgery charges.


8 posted on 10/21/2012 10:26:11 AM PDT by Uncle Slayton
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To: SeekAndFind

I kinda have my eye on the George Soros puppet-master string set.


9 posted on 10/21/2012 10:27:03 AM PDT by Bullish (The stink from this amateur regime smells all the way to Kenya.)
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To: SeekAndFind

Wearing a BO tshirt is going to look stupid when Romney is president.


10 posted on 10/21/2012 10:27:09 AM PDT by MAKOTHEDOG
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To: SeekAndFind

Email is here:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2947938/posts


11 posted on 10/21/2012 10:27:14 AM PDT by upchuck (Porn, cheaper than dating.)
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More supply than demand? awww.
Maybe he is getting a inkling of how it feels to struggle to stay alive in a retail bussniess during a horrible economy?
But I rather doubt it.


12 posted on 10/21/2012 10:27:53 AM PDT by Leep (Forward! to serfdom)
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If I remember correctly, the Clintons took the silverware when they left the White House. I thought that was a “classless” act typical of a Democrat, but having a fire sale, that really takes the cake.
13 posted on 10/21/2012 10:28:37 AM PDT by DJ Taylor (Once again our country is at war, and once again the Democrats have sided with our enemy.)
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I wonder if that includes the Pic of the Presidential Seal with he and michell’s faces on it.

That stuff is worthless it should be thrown in the trash along with the history of the Obama Presidency.


14 posted on 10/21/2012 10:34:34 AM PDT by puppypusher (The World is going to the dogs.)
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Obama -Biden could real clean up by selling Man's Country penis enlargement tabs
15 posted on 10/21/2012 10:35:15 AM PDT by dennisw (Government be yo mamma - Re-elect Barack Obama)
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Call now and we’ll *double* your order!


16 posted on 10/21/2012 10:36:42 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Ambassador Stevens Is Dead And The Chevy Volt Is Alive)
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17 posted on 10/21/2012 10:40:36 AM PDT by PJBankard (I told my friends I was heading to Octermocty for the weekend. They replied... "Wear the fox hat")
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To: freedumb2003

That is VERY ugly.


18 posted on 10/21/2012 10:51:37 AM PDT by Irenic (The pencil sharpener and Elmer's glue is put away-- we've lost the red wheel barrow)
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Hot diggity!


19 posted on 10/21/2012 11:06:11 AM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: SeekAndFind; All
Trevor Loudon- An Urgent (and chilling) Message for America
20 posted on 10/21/2012 11:10:41 AM PDT by Larousse2 (The price of Freedom is Eternal Vigilance. ~ Thomas Jefferson)
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To: freedumb2003

What about that flag poster, with the star field replaced by the Obama O and the stripes that looked like finger smears of blood??

I might want one for history’s sake, and as a reminder of never again..


21 posted on 10/21/2012 11:36:27 AM PDT by Spirit of Liberty (If you build it, Obama wants credit!)
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To: SeekAndFind

Does the birth certificate disappear when you pour hot liquid into the cup?


22 posted on 10/21/2012 11:37:44 AM PDT by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: freedumb2003

That just makes me ill.


23 posted on 10/21/2012 11:45:04 AM PDT by FamiliarFace
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Looking for 98% off sale


24 posted on 10/21/2012 11:54:51 AM PDT by ncfool (OMG 2012)
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Looking for 98% off sale

That comes after the election, as part of the unlimited pardon special!

25 posted on 10/21/2012 12:22:00 PM PDT by marktwain
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Funny but not far from the truth they will open up the vault on information, secrets and alike to discredit and destroy us in a last ditch attempt to bring us down. We need to be vigilant in prosecuting these bastards for treason.


26 posted on 10/21/2012 1:55:49 PM PDT by ronnie raygun (bb)
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To: DJ Taylor
If I remember correctly, the Clintons took the silverware when they left the White House. I thought that was a “classless” act typical of a Democrat, but having a fire sale, that really takes the cake.

Maybe Obama will be putting Air Force One on eBay, and the White House on the market.


27 posted on 10/21/2012 3:07:57 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'm not voting for Obama, so therefore I must be helping Romney!)
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