Spot on it seems.
That will DEFINITELY leave a mark!
“If Obama were cannier than he seems, then he would embrace his own fakeness, becoming a self-constructed celebrity, glorifying in his own artificiality, until like Lady Gaga or Lana Del Rey and every third hip hop star with a pulse, his very fakeness would serve as proof of his inventiveness and his media savvy. Such an Obama would present a birth certificate showing that he was born in Kenya to challenge our notions of identity, admit to squandering all the country’s money for its own good and keep us entertained with his latest antics. It might not win him the election, but considering the example of Zoolander, it might, because then instead of being over, he would be a new escape all over again. “
Maybe Obama now needs to emulate Zaphod Beeblebrox from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
“Zaphod Beeblebrox is from the fifth planet of Betelgeuse.
He is a “semi-cousin” of Ford Prefect, with whom he “shares three of the same mothers”. Due to “an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine”, his direct ancestors from his father are also his direct descendants.
Zaphod has two heads, three arms and is “clever, imaginative, irresponsible, untrustworthy, extrovert, nothing you couldn’t have guessed”. He was also briefly President of the Galaxy. His responsibility in that position was to draw attention away from the true rulers of the universe. To that end, Zaphod and his outrageous behavior were highly successful. And he is the only man to have survived the Total Perspective Vortex (albeit in an electronically synthesized universe which was created especially for him). He used his position as President of the Galaxy to steal the Heart of Gold, a spaceship taking advantage of Infinite Improbability Drive, at its unveiling. He is also the inventor of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, and is the only person alive who can drink more than three in a single sitting. “
LOL! He has a gift for the vivid image!
Either that or a big stinky, circling the bowl.
Thanks for posting....a very gifted writer.
Wow. That was pure pleasure to read, expat. Thank you!
Thanks very much, expat1000!
I love this column! Y’all will too!
His ginormous ego will NEVER recover from his upcoming defeat!
Our ultimate revenge for the drastic damage he’s inflicted on our Republic.
Be sure to drag everyone you know to the polls and keep praying.
At last we will be having REAL ADULTS who will come into the White House in order to clean it out.
Mmm... I'd say a pretty large swath does, indeed, hate him, and with good reason.
For years and years, he has talked and said nothing of any import. All the talk, the endless speeches and addresses, the verbal and facial tics that indicated seriousness of purpose, have never led to one single thing. Not one problem solved, not one crisis resolved and not one plan laid out and completed in four years with something to show for it.
Thanks for the post.
This is the most revealing line in the article. It really doesn't help anyone lead or know how to fix something. This reminds me of the judge sentencing the smart kid that went wrong when he says, "You had a lot of potential to do good but you wasted it". Obama wasted 4 years we can never get back.
WOW! Thanks for posting this—it is BRILLIANT! As they say, “the pen is mightier than the sword”, and Greenfield uses it to totally, completely, and utterly eviscerate Obama.