My college frat mate now works for Dell Asia and 3 years ago, he flew Air Zimbabwe as Dell assigned him to an NGO outfit (some liberal group). The first thing he noticed were that the stewardesses were surprisingly hot and that was the only good part which turned into a comedy from Zimbabwe to Nairobi.
The dinner served was spam with pork n beans, and he saw 2 cockroaches zip by on his seat. When the plane finally landed, the jet engine went up in smoke plus 3 laptops were stolen from his baggage.
is that couch not bolted down??
The sofa in first class doubles as a coffin.
“In case of crash, first unbolt sofa and remove from in front of emergency exit. Look out window to check for fire. Then pull handle and lift emergency exit away. If you do not feel that you can physically move the sofa, ask the flight attendant to move you away from the exit row.”
Nothing like having a couch block an exit.