Woman auctions off her virginity

Albany Times Union ^ | October 25, 2012 | Kristi Gustafson Barlette

[ConservativeStatement]

I would do a lot of things to raise money. Some, I’m sure, may even be a little demoralizing, but not as ridiculous as putting your virginity on the line.

That’s what Catarina Migliorini did. The 20-year-old from Brazil auctioned off her virginity to the tune of 780 grand. A man from Japan is the “lucky” winner.

[ConservativeStatement]

She has her own version of Habitat for Humanity.

[Chickensoup]

Better than a pizza and a six pack in the back of Hyundi.

[crosshairs]

If it’s a man from Japan, she may still have her virginity when they’re done. If you know what I mean.

[Gertie]

Well, if he’s got the “yen” to. Can’t imagine the “powdering” and “patting” this kind of “jack” is going to create.

[count-your-change]

Everytime she needs money she has another auction.

[shove_it]

Judge her guilt or innocence from her portfolio of semi-naughty fotos at the linked article.

I’m leaning NOT GUILTY.

[Beagle8U]

ROTFLMAO!

[jsanders2001]

Just when you think you’ve heard it all someone proves you don’t have to be smart to get rich. If I were her I wouldn’t take any checks...

[Joe 6-pack]

Sounds like the kind of transaction where both parties get gouged.

[DManA]

She’s a copy cat. Some women already did this 3-5 years ago.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Based on the pictures, he should toss in another $1,000 for a gym membership and set the date for a year from now.

[defal33]

80 year old virgin says to her doctor “ I think I got Crabs”. After examining the patient the doctor replies “those aren’t crabs, those are FRUIT FLIES”! LOL

[Mr. K]

Looking at the photos, I would suggest getting a medical inspection first

[ArrogantBustard]

Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

[Izzy Dunne]

you don’t have to be smart to get rich.

You don't have to be smart to go broke, either. Some schmuck is out $780 grand, for one night, where she doesn't even know what she's doing?

[sodpoodle]

As long as she is not asking the public to pay for birth control.

[ruesrose]

Besides, if he discovers she was not a virgin, he has no way to prove it.

[ConservativeStatement]

Something about “Sixteen Candles”? :-)

[LearsFool]

Whore.

[andy58-in-nh]

It may not be entirely unreasonable to wonder whether the young miss pictured above is presenting herself in the same fallacious manner of a pre-owned vehicle parked in the "New Car" lot.

[samtheman]

Fools and their money...

[samtheman]

She’ll probably make a big donation to the Human Fund.

[defal33]

LOL

[FrankR]

Poor girl...I guess Brazil won’t pay for her contraceptives, so she’s got to earn money somehow.

She should “migrate” to the USA and join up with Sandra Fluke...of course, Sandra hasn’t seen her “virginity” since we fought wars with horses and bayonets.

[rurgan]

he’ll say “Hey how did I get HIV from you if you ‘re a virgin?”

I guess she is trying the Kim Kardashian technique to fame.

[Gamecock]

Reminds me of an old joke.

A guy offers a “lady” a million dollars to have sex.
“Sure!” the lady replies.
Then the guy says “what about sex for $25.”
“What kind of person do you think I am?” asked the lady.
“I think we’ve already established that,” he replies, “now we are just negotiating the price.”

[South Dakota]

Anyway you put it it’s still high dollar pro$titution

[rurgan]

Kim Kardashian also screwed herself to fame.

Yeah pay 700,000 $ to get AIDS, some great deal. My fellow men are brainless.

[Gamecock]

She’ll probably make a big donation to the Human Fund.

In the immortal words of Mr Kruger, "Whatever."

[I want the USA back]

No different than prostitution.

[Dead Corpse]

“Acts of Capitalism between consenting Adults.”

That being said, whoring for a good cause is still whoring. Just be honest about it...

[spetznaz]

Ouch. ;^)

[RetSignman]

He was later heard saying to a friend...”It was rike throwing a vienna sausage down hawray”

[Erasmus]

My fellow men are brainless.

Au contraire; they have two brains.

But, like coprocessors, only one runs at a time.