Biden visit to cheese shop irritates woman (Kenosha: 'I just need some limburger cheese'!)

WEAU 13 News ^ | 10/26/12 | AP

[NormsRevenge]

KENOSHA, Wis. (AP) -- A word of advice to candidates campaigning in Wisconsin: Don't get between voters and their cheese.

Vice President Joe Biden seemed to irritate a shopper at the Mars Cheese Castle in Kenosha on Friday ..

As Biden cheerily greeted customers, a 30-something woman tried to explain what was happening to her young daughter. The woman said -- quote -- "This is a battleground state. They're trying to win it. I just need some limburger cheese."

[StandAndDeliver1]

“Well,it is clean.”

[DC Packfan]

Well, they could have gone to Bobby Nelson’s about a block away. Not as much selection, but much better landjaegers.

[elcid1970]

“Well, I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to shoot you.”

[StandAndDeliver1]

I would have guessed his first choice was red Leicster.

Normally yes,but the delivery truck broke down.

[bleach]

First, buy it in a brick not a jar. On rye or pumpernickel with a slice onion and a dill pickle.
Heavenly! Although the wife keeps her distance and your fingers reek for a period.

[Chgogal]

A nice somewhat thin slice on hot toast where it softens on the bread....yum. Tilsiter Kase, the one from Germany wrapped in gold paper is even better and peels paint faster. Some venders try to sell you havati instead. Don't let them. ; )

[dfwgator]

The cat just ate it.

[Sacajaweau]

1984..Old dial office phone....The boss...We put limburger in the mouth piece. He deserved it.

[dfwgator]

Customer: In a nutshell. And I thought to myself, “a little fermented curd will do the trick,” so, I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles!

Owner: Come again?

Customer: I want to buy some cheeeeeeese.

[tflabo]

More holes are in the head than on it.

[FrankR]

[BatGuano]

Thanks a lot Lx. I just spent 25 minutes looking at Monty Python skits....there are many cheeses in our world.

We even have a cheesy VP, Biden. He probably uses Limburger for his deoderant!

[Don_Ret_USAF]

We had a cat named midnight that would leave the room when ever my DAD enter a room the cat was in. One night DAD came home higher then a kit and sat down to eat his favorite cheese (Limburger cheese). The cat came running in to the kitchen jumped up on to Dad's shoulders and purred like a motor boat. Rubbing all over DAD. Dad gave the cat some Limburger cheese and from that day on they were the best of friends. After that night. The cat would wait by the front door waiting for DAD to come home. Then follow DAD while he was home. The cat would sleep next to DAD too. (Note: Dog hated the cat after that night - but that is another story.) Me can not stand Limburger cheese.
Don

[Covenantor]

First, buy it in a brick not a jar. On rye or pumpernickel with a slice onion and a dill pickle....

You got it. The sharpest onions help sweeten one's breath. ;>)

[wardaddy]

Limburger?

do folks actually eat that?

i don’t mind soft cheese

but I prefer hard aged cow cheese

old Goudas and hard Cheddar or a Stilton or Manchego or Padano

or farmers type cheeses with guava paste

goat cheese is for salad or stuffed in a moderate piece of beef

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Make that white onion to sweeten the breath and don’t forget the fresh gated horseradish.

[Kozak]

My sister throws away the wrapper on the Limburger.
Dog drags it into dining room under table.
Guest comes over, as mom is talking to him notices awful smell, thinks” this guy came over to the house with stinky feet, what a pig”.
After realizes its the wrapper. Now mortified because the guest no doubt thought “ this woman’s house stinks, clean it once in a while”......

[StandAndDeliver1]

The cat just ate it.

HE did.

[righttackle44]

"That's great, man."

"Mr. President, you'll have to verify the launch codes yourself. And may God bless you."
"That's great, man."

"Mr. President, the Pope is on the line for you."
"That's great, man."

"Mr. President, I'm afraid we've requisitioned the toilet tissue on the wrong form. The Secret Service is sending someone up to the residence to get a roll from Mrs. Biden. Anyway, there's an agent outside the door."
"That's great, man."

"Mr. President, I'm afraid we weren't able to get the warden on the line to announce the clemency. It's too late, Sir."
"That's great, man."

"Mr. President, Kim Jong Un is refusing to take your call, but he wishes to have his Chief of Staff tell you 'I'm rubber, you're glue. What bounces off of me, sticks to you'."
"That's great, man."

Mr. President, the General said to tell you that, whether or not you pressed the launch button by mistake, we can't simply turn it back around it and land it at McDill."
"That's great, man."

"Mr. President, I regret to inform you that the Cuban Revolutionary government has just notified us that Mr. Castro has passed, but that Mr. Castro, just before he died, wanted you to know that he will see you in hell.
"That's great, man."

It is frightening to know that Slow Joe is
on the job in case Obama croaks. (For the
FBI agents who monitor FR, I should say,
". . . in the event of an unseemly eskaton
event involving the President of the United
States of America.")

[ExCTCitizen]

Vice President Joe Biden seemed to irritate a shopper at the Mars Cheese Castle in Kenosha on Friday .

I wonder if Joe THOUGHT he was on MARS during the visit!! /s