Skip to comments.Drunk Swede runs over cop in Segway getaway
Posted on 10/28/2012 1:37:30 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
An inebriated man is suspected of drink driving and assault after running over a Malmö police officer while fleeing arrest on a Segway, according to a report in the Dagens Nyheter daily.
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Why do we bring this to you? To exploit your prurient interest? Because the films are all but free? To make money?
NO! It is because we care about you and your safety -- the only way you can stay safe is to stay away from Segways: WHEN SEGWAYS ATTACK!
I have watched thos chase scenes on TV. I always get a kick out of the cop narrating it saying how the runner is endangering lives, while the cop is right behind him doing the same thing. But the cop of course is not endagering anyone LMAO
Wow, those Swedes really know how to party!
I thought the only thing those things could run over was a cliff, while transporting its inventor.
they have violent Segway Gangs in Sweden?
The rest of the article:
“Zee mun epprueched zee Croon Neeghtcloob oon Emurelsgetun in centrel Molmö in zee eerly huoors ooff Thoorsdey und ettempted tu eccess zee premeeses. Um gesh dee bork, bork!
Es zee cloob ves clused fur zee ifeneeng he-a ves lefft bungeeng in froostreshun oon zee duur. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! He-a is elsu repurted tu hefe-a impteeed a reffoose-a cunteeener veet gless buttles ooootseede-a zee intrunce-a.
Zee cummushun ettrected ettenshun und zee puleece-a vere-a called, erreefing in zee furm ooff tu pleeen cluzees ooffffeecers oon beecycles. Um gesh dee bork, bork!
Eccurdeeng tu a lucel puleece-a spukespersun vhen zee droonk mun see zee puleece-a ooffffeecers he-a joomped oontu a Segvey und remmed oone-a ooff zee puleece-a ooffffeecers, roonneeng oofer heem.
“He-a is soospected ooff essoolteeng a puleece-a ooffffeecer und feeulently reseesting errest fur hefeeng dreefen oofer a puleece-a ooffffeecers veet a Segvey,” seeed Unders Leendell et Melmö puleece-a tu zee noospeper. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!
“It hoort,” Leendell edded. Bork bork bork!
Zee loo-speed Segvey essoolt lefft zee puleece-a ooffffeecer noorseeng brooeeses und is repurted tu hefe-a ifeded sereeuoos injoory. Bork bork bork!
Zee mun is foorzeermure-a soospected ooff zeefft es he-a vas uneble-a tu identeeffy zee ooner ooff zee tu-vheeled bettery-dreefeen peuple-a cerreeer “
Some music to go with this fiasco
Not a ping.
It wasn’t the inventor.
I hate that announcer. Mr hyperbole. His delivery sounds like a spoiled whiner.
It doesn’t seem he was too drunk if he was able to ride a Segway. I have had been on 2 EMS calls at the mall where mall cops were ejected off of their Segways and ended up with broken bones.
Maybe he was just more sober than a mall cop. (^;
Malmo has a large muslim population.
Was the Segway weaving and staggering?
Hmmm...could be. ;^)
That was a nice segue.
...way to go!
>>> “I have had been on 2 EMS calls at the mall where mall cops were ejected off of their Segways and ended up with broken bones.”
Just reared right up and galloped - I mean, wheeled - off without their riders, eh?