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Drunk Swede runs over cop in Segway getaway
The Local (Sweden) ^ | October 27, 2012

Posted on 10/28/2012 1:37:30 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement

An inebriated man is suspected of drink driving and assault after running over a Malmö police officer while fleeing arrest on a Segway, according to a report in the Dagens Nyheter daily.

(Excerpt) Read more at thelocal.se ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: napl; segway; sweden; wallander
Coming this fall to NBC: When Segways Attack.
1 posted on 10/28/2012 1:37:32 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement
Coming this fall to NBC: When Segways Attack.

Why do we bring this to you? To exploit your prurient interest? Because the films are all but free? To make money?

NO! It is because we care about you and your safety -- the only way you can stay safe is to stay away from Segways: WHEN SEGWAYS ATTACK!

2 posted on 10/28/2012 1:48:07 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (We can’t just leave it (food choice) up to the parents. -- moochele obozo 2/12/2012 (cnsnews))
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To: freedumb2003

I have watched thos chase scenes on TV. I always get a kick out of the cop narrating it saying how the runner is endangering lives, while the cop is right behind him doing the same thing. But the cop of course is not endagering anyone LMAO


3 posted on 10/28/2012 1:52:15 PM PDT by Venturer
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To: ConservativeStatement

Wow, those Swedes really know how to party!


4 posted on 10/28/2012 1:56:20 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: ConservativeStatement

I thought the only thing those things could run over was a cliff, while transporting its inventor.


5 posted on 10/28/2012 2:03:04 PM PDT by elkfersupper ( Member of the Original Defiant Class)
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To: ConservativeStatement

they have violent Segway Gangs in Sweden?


6 posted on 10/28/2012 2:06:00 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: ConservativeStatement

The rest of the article:

“Zee mun epprueched zee Croon Neeghtcloob oon Emurelsgetun in centrel Molmö in zee eerly huoors ooff Thoorsdey und ettempted tu eccess zee premeeses. Um gesh dee bork, bork!

Es zee cloob ves clused fur zee ifeneeng he-a ves lefft bungeeng in froostreshun oon zee duur. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! He-a is elsu repurted tu hefe-a impteeed a reffoose-a cunteeener veet gless buttles ooootseede-a zee intrunce-a.

Zee cummushun ettrected ettenshun und zee puleece-a vere-a called, erreefing in zee furm ooff tu pleeen cluzees ooffffeecers oon beecycles. Um gesh dee bork, bork!

Eccurdeeng tu a lucel puleece-a spukespersun vhen zee droonk mun see zee puleece-a ooffffeecers he-a joomped oontu a Segvey und remmed oone-a ooff zee puleece-a ooffffeecers, roonneeng oofer heem.

“He-a is soospected ooff essoolteeng a puleece-a ooffffeecer und feeulently reseesting errest fur hefeeng dreefen oofer a puleece-a ooffffeecers veet a Segvey,” seeed Unders Leendell et Melmö puleece-a tu zee noospeper. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!

“It hoort,” Leendell edded. Bork bork bork!

Zee loo-speed Segvey essoolt lefft zee puleece-a ooffffeecer noorseeng brooeeses und is repurted tu hefe-a ifeded sereeuoos injoory. Bork bork bork!

Zee mun is foorzeermure-a soospected ooff zeefft es he-a vas uneble-a tu identeeffy zee ooner ooff zee tu-vheeled bettery-dreefeen peuple-a cerreeer “


7 posted on 10/28/2012 2:06:34 PM PDT by Nik Naym (It's not my fault... I have compulsive smartass disorder.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Some music to go with this fiasco

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg&feature=youtube_gdata_player


8 posted on 10/28/2012 2:09:41 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Superciliousness is the essence of Obama)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Not a ping.


9 posted on 10/28/2012 2:17:05 PM PDT by Squawk 8888 (True North- Strong Leader, Strong Dollar, Strong and Free!)
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To: Squawk 8888; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Next time, send the right man.



10 posted on 10/28/2012 2:30:14 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: elkfersupper

It wasn’t the inventor.


11 posted on 10/28/2012 2:47:44 PM PDT by bramps
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To: freedumb2003

I hate that announcer. Mr hyperbole. His delivery sounds like a spoiled whiner.


12 posted on 10/28/2012 3:06:01 PM PDT by TangoLimaSierra (To the left the truth looks like Right-Wing extremism.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

It doesn’t seem he was too drunk if he was able to ride a Segway. I have had been on 2 EMS calls at the mall where mall cops were ejected off of their Segways and ended up with broken bones.

Maybe he was just more sober than a mall cop. (^;


13 posted on 10/28/2012 3:43:49 PM PDT by Clay Moore (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Malmo has a large muslim population.


14 posted on 10/28/2012 4:16:11 PM PDT by HIDEK6
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To: ConservativeStatement

Was the Segway weaving and staggering?


15 posted on 10/28/2012 6:43:46 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy (Monarchy is the one system of government where power is exercised for the good of all - Aristotle)
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To: Clay Moore

Hmmm...could be. ;^)


16 posted on 10/28/2012 7:49:13 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

That was a nice segue.


17 posted on 10/28/2012 8:20:05 PM PDT by Larry Lucido (Romney/Ryan 2012)
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To: Larry Lucido
That was a nice segue.

...way to go!

18 posted on 10/28/2012 8:28:06 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Clay Moore

>>> “I have had been on 2 EMS calls at the mall where mall cops were ejected off of their Segways and ended up with broken bones.”

Just reared right up and galloped - I mean, wheeled - off without their riders, eh?


19 posted on 10/29/2012 2:11:02 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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