The secret story behind Xi Jinping’s disappearance, finally revealed? (OMG, a flying chair?)

WaPo ^ | November 1, 2012 | Max Fisher

[TigerLikesRooster]

The meeting turned violent. They went at it hammer and sickle. Xi Jinping tried to calm them down. He put himself physically in the crossfire and unwittingly into the path of a chair as it was thrown across the room. It hit him in the back, injuring him. Hence the absence, and the silence, and the rumours.

[TigerLikesRooster]

The latest addition to the long list of banned words on China’ Internet would be “chair.” LOL.

[MuttTheHoople]

A frying Chail?

[DUMBGRUNT]

In China... Xi Jinping tried to calm them down. He put himself physically in the crossfire and unwittingly into the path of a chair as it was thrown across the room

Here in the US we have an empty chair that stays in the corner of the room.

[Izzy Dunne]

Police are searching for this man:

[jmcenanly]

This almost makes us grateful for the quiet dignity with which our representatives comport themselves. This sounds more like the Jerry Springer show or the WWE than any governmental body.

[Panzerlied]

Thrown by The Craw?

[SunkenCiv]

Of course, fifteen minutes later, everyone wanted to be hitting someone with a chair again.

[Mr Ramsbotham]

Thrown by The Craw?

Not the Craw! The Craw!

[King Moonracer]

Lol!

[newheart]

access to the top level of the Chinese governing apparatus

Yes, we are familiar with the governing apparatus called an empty chair.

[magooey]

Microsoft has a patent on throwing chairs. Pay up!

[AppyPappy]

I feel a country song comin on.

[Erasmus]

“She got the gold mine and I got the chair”

[Unam Sanctam]

He put himself physically in the crossfire and unwittingly into the path of a chair as it was thrown across the room

You mean Obama hit Xi Jinping?

[Zeppo]

LOL