Skip to comments.PREPARING FOR POST OBAMA ELECTION
Posted on 11/08/2012 10:42:21 AM PST by paratrooper82
Today, I instructed my wife to prepare for post Obama election by doing the following:
1. Close out our bank accounts, checking accounts, savings account.
2. Eliminate and exist from all medical service programs, insurance, and destroy all medical records and ID numbers.
3. Destroy and toss all cell phones.
4. Take out and smash all black boxes in our vehicles. Will put on the road my 69 mustaang.
5. Cut up all credit cards and call to stop all transactions.
6. Call and stop propane gas shipments, will now burn firewood. Already have more than 500 cord stacked as a backup.
7. Buy only the bare necessaities and pay all bills with a money order.
8. Plan all travel areas, use back roads to avoid TSA agents.
9. Do not use landline telephone only in an emergency.
10. Call and turn off Direct TV.
11. End all computer web services.
12. Build a gate at the end of our driveway and keep it locked. Inform all friends and relatives to call first prior to a visit so the gate can be unlocked.
13. Get involved more heavily with local Tea Party to establish a third party, no more money to the GOP under any circumstance!
The list may be updated to include other more secret actions that the government need not know about here!
Don’t you think that this list is a tad overdone?
It is really stupid to announce all this. I say chesty thumping.
Good joke man. Very funny.
Sounds just a bit paranoid, doesn’t it? Oh well! It takes all kinds. LOL
Good idea - don't post any more "Secret" ideas that the Gov't need not know about on a public website - especially if you've already ended all computer web services.
Gee whiz...I hope you're going to pitch in. That's a heavy list to put on your wife's shoulders.
Just out of curiosity. How are you going to post?
I am curious as to what your wife said when you told her to do all of those things.
Good luck and God Bless you. We wouldn’t be here with a nation of people like you.
I assume we can put you in the “disappointed with election results” column?
Cut off DirectTV????
From my cold, dead hands.
14. Post all plans on a government-monitored conservative (i.e. subversive) website.
won't be a joke when you are charged for “carbon credits” so you can heat your home!
Won't be a joke when the UN shows up and demands your firearms under the small arms treaty Obama says he will now sign!
No one is laughing!
Get rid of the landline too, and just use pigeons to communicate.
Well damn! He put up the 500 cords of wood!
If you’re destroying all cell phones and only using landlines in an emergency then how are your friends going to call you when they need the gate unlocked?
Put down the drink and come in off the ledge. Besides, who packed you chute?
Put down the drink and come in off the ledge. Besides, who packed your chute?
> 11. End all computer web services.
You don’t have to do that. You can use TOR:
TOR Project: Anonymity Online