hmmmm.....where do I start with this?
- They’ve caved in and Moochelleified their food to the point where most of it tastes like crap.
- They’ve ruined the Happy Meal with apples and lame toys to the point where children wouldn’t want one.
- They’ve done away with Playlands so as not to pollute the minds of The Chillin’ with commericalism (or further enrich slimeball ambulance chasing lawyahs).
- I can’t even read their drive-thru menu anymore because you can’t tell whether you are looking at a calorie count or a combo price.
- After my local one was remodeled you’d think from looking at it that McDonalds was some sort of farmers market where fresh fruit was sold alongside poofy gourmet coffees.
- All their ads anymore are merely naked pandering to all of the usual aggrieved minority groups.
- Despite the Dollar Menu hype it is hard to get out of there anymore without spending at least seven or eight bucks.
oh yeah, and I forgot, more than a couple in my town have been busted by the cops for operating as over-the-counter illegal drug outlets
McDonald’s caves all the time to lefties. Remember the clamshell containers?