NASCAR Sprint Cup - The AdvoCare 500 from Phoenix, Sun. 11/11/12 at 2pm ET on ESPN

NASCAR.com ^ | 11/9/12

[MtnClimber]

It was a grand day at the races. The drivers did not pay up so I picked them. I expect better cooperation for the Homestead race!

[tubebender]

Let me rephrase my question...

>How did your race day go for you Clinger?<

[MtnClimber]

>With all my drivers wrecked, do you even need to axe?< If it was not for all the prize money I lost I would not even care. I would just be trading barbs with my FRiends!

[tubebender]

Don’t feel too bad as I came in 4th due to everyone else crashing or running out of drivers today. It was my second best day of the year...

[MtnClimber]

I have not been able to get the Yahoo points to display. I need to cheer myself up. Maybe I need to get another 30-06 or 308. My wife says I have enough in 30 cal. I think I have all military models for over 100 years except full auto (including 30-40 Krag)and I have some regular hunting rifles in .30 too. She does not understand canoe accidents!

[tubebender]

I was having all my guns transported to the marshals office when I drove off the bridge. I was the only thing to survive...

[MtnClimber]

I am not sure all my guns and ammo could be lost in one canoe accident. It might take two. Would that make me look stoopid?

[happydogx2]

You answer him, I don’t wanna.

[tubebender]

I know that Norm didn’t beat you today but....

[tubebender]

Not only did you lose all your guns you also had the low score of the day with 141 points but the good news is the price of slug slime is at it's all time low due to a manufacturing defect in the past 3 shipments and we want to move the remainder out before the end of the year...

[happydogx2]

This rac’n season came in like a lamb and is going out like a lion. JJ needs a miracle now. How often does that happen to him?? Ugh, what a time for a wreck. I’ll admit that a championship won by the 2 car will be better for the sport.

I agree w/Roccus, NASCAR shoulda thrown a caution on the Danica spin. For an organization focused on safety they sure had one heck of a wreck as a result of not throwing the yellow. Did they just want that race to get over with? TV time constraints? Will NASCAR admit their error?

I don’t think Jeff will be parked for next week but I can see a hefty point deduction and fine. Maybe they’ll just have the lads chant “pray for world peace and no more fisticuffs, ummmmm”. While there at it they can chastise the official responsible for not calling the caution. I’m sure its in the rule book somewhere..

[tubebender]

To be continued...Biff...Bam... Pow...

[happydogx2]

I see that the city council in L.A. land has enacted a “meatless Monday” for the populace. Does that apply to Bender County and what is the fine? Woe to the person caught w/a 20 oz sugary drink and a hamburger...

[tubebender]

I can live within the rules. I’l just open a can of Hormel SPAM...

[happydogx2]

Speaking of rules (I’m on my iPhone or I’d post a link) Gordon fined 100k and loss of 25 points, Rick Hendricks loss of 25 championship points, Pattie & Gustifson on probation until December 31st (big whoop) AND the #2 car was fined 25k for having a cell phone in his car.

[tubebender]

Well I’m posting this from the Western Union Telegraph Office where I watched Speed TV and was disappointed that the Kezz didn’t get fined 53.7 points for the gutter language on TV but I degrease...

[tubebender]

Will there be team orders to take out the Kezz early to help JJ win his 7th title??? Just asking...

[happydogx2]

I hope so. I also hope he gets caught up in a wreck on the 1st lap at Miami so J.J. can win his 6th.

My Christmas shopping is done. How ‘bout you?

[nascarnation]

That seems harsh.

Based on the story in the WSJ this week, Nas wants the Bradster to win to attract new younger fans to the sport.

So I don’t see any overt wreckin’ on the 2.

[tubebender]

Stay tuned... don’t touch that dial... to be continued... As the Wheels Turn again