"Well darn.. golly gee. We were hoping to hear from the general but we appreciate that Senior Advisor to President Barack Obama Valerie Jarrett will testify in his place. It's such a blessing, Mr. President, thank you for taking time out of your day! Oh, gracious God, thank you so much!"
Think about it folks, this was an affair THAT WAS OVER! Months ago. His big crime was emailing a woman to get back with her.
But he had to resign now?