Hey kids, it’s that time of year again. So be sure to get your parents to take you down to Sodomy Street and get the season’s hottest new toy, Bugger Me Elmo!
posted on 11/12/2012 11:41:39 AM PST
(A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
Can you tell me how to go around Pedophile Street?
posted on 11/12/2012 11:41:57 AM PST
(Unbelievable / Believable!)
Gee, that picture of Elmo sucking down the mic really says it all.
posted on 11/12/2012 11:43:36 AM PST
(Allah Ain't So Akbar!)
A leave of absence? Isn’t that a requirement for work at PBS?
posted on 11/12/2012 11:44:26 AM PST
First they came for Big Bird, but I didn’t speak up because I am not a large feathered freeloader. Then they came for Elmo, but I didn’t speak up because I’m not a gay, black pedophile. Then they came for...
posted on 11/12/2012 11:46:37 AM PST
It's apparently not an accident that Elmo represents the greatest threat.
posted on 11/12/2012 11:50:14 AM PST
You know Bert and Ernie are next...
posted on 11/12/2012 11:50:52 AM PST
(USS Vincennes (CG-49) Freedom's Fortress)
Kept quiet until post election.
Knock the feathers out of him....
posted on 11/12/2012 12:09:46 PM PST
(Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
Was Kevin Clash an member of NAMBLA?
“Tickle Me Elmo” will morph into “Touch Me Elmo”.
posted on 11/12/2012 12:18:32 PM PST
(Children, pets, and slaves get taken care of. Free Men take care of themselves.)
President Obama could not be reached for comment.
posted on 11/12/2012 12:26:50 PM PST
(Superciliousness is the essence of Obama)
We have been deceived into believing there is a separate class of perversion called pedophilia. In reality Sodomites require ever increasing stimulation in order to maintain the same feelings of aliveness. This need causes them to seek out younger and younger boys. Sodomy is a crime not a mere matter of personal preference.
posted on 11/12/2012 12:39:21 PM PST
by AEMILIUS PAULUS
(It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
What did Big Byrd know and when did it know it?
posted on 11/12/2012 1:15:14 PM PST
by Dixie Yooper
So THAT’S why Elmo ran away from Katy Perry!
posted on 11/12/2012 4:46:42 PM PST
(If there is a war on women, the Kennedys are the Spec Ops troops.)
Intel and UPS have announced they will no longer give money to the Boy Scout’s because of the organization’s anti-gay policy. No doubt the Scouts will ultimately cave and this behavior will become routine. Part of our brave new world.
posted on 11/12/2012 8:15:13 PM PST
(The Ameritopian Motto: Gov The Sheeple, Buy The Sheeple, Bore The Sheeple)
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