Really, we should try to convince the liberal states to secede. It would save us a whole lot of trouble.
California, you want to rejoin Mexico? Asta La Vista!
The rest of you liberal states, aren’t you tired of circumventing that pesky Constitution, or apologizing for slavery? Go ahead and secede, you can be rid of all of that baggage in one fell swoop! It will be like transferring to a new high school where nobody remembers all the embarassing things you’ve done!
Maybe the NE states could join Canada.