Skip to comments.Post Your Dream/Nightmare Obama Cabinet Appointments Here
Posted on 11/12/2012 5:37:32 PM PST by Argus
John Kerry as Secretary of Defense. Susan Rice as Secretary of State. How much loonier can it get? Who says Obama has no sense of humor? Here's your chance to weigh in, FReepers. Post your own nominees for the New And Improved Obama 2013 Cabinet here. I'll get the ball rolling:
Secretary of Health, Education and Welfare: Michael Moore
CIA Director: Van Jones
Secretary of the Treasury: Jon Corzine
et cetera. Have at it, comrades!
Nightmare in any government post? Well, any Democrat, of course.
Obama’s version of “The A-Team.”
Jesse Jackson Jr., Sec. of Health and Human Services
Kerry at State and Rice at Defense would be worse.
This is not a dream....
And the former has already been touted as SoS.
The 2008 “Now I don’t have to worry about paying my mortgage or putting gas in my car!” woman as Secretary of Housing and Urban Development or Secretary of Energy.
Sandra Fluke as Secretary of Health and Human Services.
Bill Ayers: DHS
Janet Reno from hell.
Dennis Kucinich, Secretary of Business
Rachel Maddow, Chief of Staff
Bill Ayers, Homeland Security
Bernadine Dohrn, Housing And Urban Development
Pete Singer, Health And Human Services
Won’t these clowns need 60 votes in the senate for confirmation? If we can keep the RINOs in line, they can be stopped.
So when are they going to create a Secretary of Re-education post?
Mark Zuckerberg as Press Secretary..
(Although if someone happened to suggest that Mister Ayers might already have "input", one might not be totally surprised.)
Louis Farakan-FBI Director
Joy Behar-Press Secretary
Benardine Dohrn-(re)education secretary
Bill Ayers-Homeland Security
Rev. Wright-Secretary of State
Janet Gestapilano as Attorney General
I’m afraid they are immune to parody. I can’t come up with anything weirder than reality.
Ted Kennedy- his chauffeur
Typhoid Mary- his cook
John Denver- Air Force One Pilot
Same doctor as Michael Jackson
Attorney General Kamala Harris.
That's quite clever. (Scary-clever)
Did you originate Secretary of Re-education ? It's truly excellent (and scary).
Kanye West, HUD
Lindsay Lohan, Dept of Transportation
and Jackie Mason, press sec’y
Chris Matthews = press secretary
Bill Ayers = DHS
Rev Wright = spiritual advisor
Oprah = UN secretary
Martha Stewart = sec of interior
Ahmadinijad = sec of defense
Al Gore = head of EPA
Hitlary = supreme court
Feel free to add to the circus
Zooey for Sec of State. Couldn’t do any worse politically and a helluva lot more fun to look at. I bet she’d get bipartisan support.
Secretary of Defense: Medea Benjamin
Dennis Kucinich, Secretary of Defense.
Bill Ayres Secretary of State.
Jeremiah Wright Secretary of Defense.
Maxine Waters Attorney General
Al Sharpton Secretary of Education.
The Wookie —Surgeon General.
Surgeon General - Cecile Richards
Secretary of Defense - Michael Moore
Attorney General - Roseanne Barr
DHS - John Kerry
Secretary of Treadury - John Corzine
Secretary of state - Nancy Pelosi
Vice President - Joe Biden
Secretary of State Louis Farrakhan
Jane Fonda - Secretary of Veterans Affairs
Michael Moore - Healthy Foods Czar
Michael Mann - Chief Science Officer
Tingles - Minister of Propaganda
Secretary of Defense: Cindy Sheehan
Head of FEMA: Ray Nagin
Secretary of Energy - Frank Lautenberg
(Plastic) Surgeon General: Nancy Pelosi
Death Panel Czar over white people - Van Jones.
One bright outcome from the election is that a Democrat will likely be picked as the new ambassador to Libya.
Dennis Kucinich, Secretary of Peace and Reparations
Jane Fonda, Ambassador to Iran
Van Jones, Secretary of Business
Michael Moore, Coordinator of Information
Fauxcahontis in ANY position.
Secretary of Waffles = Chris Christie
I have heard from 2 independent sources that Sheldon Whitehouse was being considered for AG;
Do you think Lincoln Chafee (gov, RI) would appoint Patrick Kennedy to fill Sheldon’s seat?
Other than Bork and Thomas, the Senate is a rubber stamp.
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