Skip to comments.J.C. Penney reveals new Black Friday and Cyber Monday deals (Free Ellen Degenerate tickets...)
Posted on 11/12/2012 6:14:44 PM PST by jimbo123
Instead of mailing out coupons J.C. Penney will be handing out buttons for this year's holiday deals.
Each button has a code on the back which you enter on the J.C. Penney website to reveal if you won a prize.
Prizes include a trip to Disneyland, tickets to Ellen Degeneres' show
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Doubling down on failure
They're STILL overpriced!
Turning away non gay people is their way to bring business back.
They might as well hang a sign at the entrance advertising a gay bookstore.
Making baked gifts this year. No promotion will attract me. Figure I will bank what I don’t buy.
I know I will get flamed from Hell...
I like Ellen Degeneres. I have from the 80’s.
These people are beyond stupid.
We have been debating Christmas gifts this year. Decided to go ahead and try to have a normal Christmas for the kids thinking it might be the last one. : (
Cyber Monday or nothing.
Black Friday, good Sunday, Bad Staurday, who really cares anymore! Let these idiots continue to lower their prices to actually sell their products. You know, if they had there products priced appropriately, they would have already sold.
Times are tough and the idea that these kind of sales would actually spur growth is ludicrous. Their business managers ought to be fired with prejudice! Sorry, this year, your sales will be minimal and you will have to adjust.
Hey you stupid business folks - we are still trying to recover from a depression (you know when most folks still are counting their dollars) and you only want them to spend some more of their hard earned money on you (bunch of creepy folks)! Most of you have no idea about what is going on but I’d bet after this year you will finally figure it out!
Our Government is screwing us and we have no money to support your businesses! Just go away!
Apparently it’s more difficult to sell JCPs than Apples.
1st prize, a free ticket to an Ellen Degenerate show. 2nd prise, a free ticket to an Ellen Degenerate show and you are forced under guard to attend. 3rd prize, a free ticket to an Ellen Degenerate show and you are forced to send your daughter for a sleep over with Ellen and “friends”. 4th prize,.....
Not ever shopping at Gay C Penney’s ever again.
PS. JCP must be really close to bankruptcy that they couldn’t get tickets to a show by a famous TV personality, only Ellen Degenerate!
What does any of this have to do with Christmas?
I buy for Niece & nephews .
Everyone else gets grab bag .
Reccomended for huge families.
I use cyber monday for myself.
Absolutely nothing at all to do with you! You can and will do whatever you wish. That is the good thing about America!
Winner gets a ticket to Ellen’s show. Loser gets two tickets.
The past year's stock performance of the pro-sodomy J.C. Penney.