I would like to get a Catalan Obama caganer. You know, one of their folk traditions is that they do this one nativity scene figure that’s crouching, pants down, pooping. Originally, the figure was a folk-dressed Catalan peasant, but with the modern consumer age, they have all kinds of specialty and celebrity caganers, so yeah, pooping Obamas are an actual thing. Or perhaps I should say “Obamas pooping Obamas”.
The candy store up the street had Romney and BO toys that pooped candy.