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"Shirtless FBI agent" unmasked [PHOTO]
UPI ^ | November 15, 2012 | GABRIELLE LEVY

Posted on 11/15/2012 2:33:43 PM PST by maggief

One of the stranger aspects of the strangest scandal of the year is a little less murky with the discovery of a photo of FBI Special Agent Frederick W. Humphries, shirtless, with his arms around two shirtless dummies.

Humphries reportedly sent the photo to dozens of friends and acquaintances, the Seattle Times reported, including Tampa socialite Jill Kelley, one of the women at the center of the scandal that led to the resignation of Gen. David Petraeus as director of the CIA last week.

The photo, also sent to a Seattle Times reporter in 2010, was mean to be "a tongue and cheek joke" shared with friends. The photo shows Humphries after a SWAT practice, posing in between two shirtless, bald dummies. The dummies share an uncanny likeness with the Humphries, prompting the caption "Which One's Fred?"

(Excerpt) Read more at upi.com ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: benghazi; duplicate; fbi; petraeus; shirtlessfbiagent

1 posted on 11/15/2012 2:33:47 PM PST by maggief
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To: maggief
Maybe not one of our best and brightest.
2 posted on 11/15/2012 2:42:03 PM PST by mojito (Zero, our Nero.)
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To: maggief

3 posted on 11/15/2012 2:42:41 PM PST by DainBramage
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To: DainBramage

Please, no more Chris Matthews photos.


4 posted on 11/15/2012 2:46:07 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: maggief

Harmless


5 posted on 11/15/2012 2:52:35 PM PST by MNDude
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To: MNDude

Except the killer abs. ;)


6 posted on 11/15/2012 2:57:40 PM PST by maggief
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To: DainBramage

Thanks. Now I’ll have this image in my head.


7 posted on 11/15/2012 3:10:17 PM PST by stansblugrassgrl (PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION!!! YEEEEEHAW!)
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To: maggief

He’s working for the FBI, she’s a long Khawam in a black dress.
Seems almost like we’ve heard this before.


8 posted on 11/15/2012 3:11:49 PM PST by HomeAtLast
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To: maggief

Lord, they made it sound like he was a perv like Weiner - if this guy sent this to a dozen friends it wasn’t a sexual thing, it is funny because they do look like him.


9 posted on 11/15/2012 3:13:24 PM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (The DNC loves abortion so much they will now be called the D&C)
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To: DainBramage

ROTFLMAO!!

The funniest part of that pic is that I KNOW someone who looks just like that....

And, he can’t shoot, or play guitar worth a sh!t.

LOL!!!!


10 posted on 11/15/2012 3:16:08 PM PST by RandallFlagg ("Liberalism is about as progressive as CANCER" -Alfonzo Rachel)
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To: HomeAtLast

Man, you get the grand prize for that one !!

I’m impressed.


11 posted on 11/15/2012 3:17:30 PM PST by onona (Don't mean nothin)
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To: maggief

It was a joke, and he sent it out to both the males and the females in this group of friends (presumably because he looked so much like the dummies). There was nothing sexual about it.


12 posted on 11/15/2012 3:17:52 PM PST by livius
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To: maggief

I have a feeling this Jill Kelley woman is going to go “Paris Hilton” when this is done. That is, being famous for no good reason and on reality TV.


13 posted on 11/15/2012 3:18:48 PM PST by Volunteer (Though I know that the hypnotized never lie, do ya? - The Who)
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To: DainBramage

Russell Brand?


14 posted on 11/15/2012 3:19:22 PM PST by liberty or death
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To: maggief

I have a feeling this Jill Kelley woman is going to go “Paris Hilton” when this is done. That is, being famous for no good reason and on reality TV.


15 posted on 11/15/2012 3:22:54 PM PST by Volunteer (Though I know that the hypnotized never lie, do ya? - The Who)
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To: maggief

I think I see the resemblance,


16 posted on 11/15/2012 3:24:16 PM PST by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: maggief
Such a "comedian" belongs in a sitcom, not in law enforcement!


17 posted on 11/15/2012 3:26:43 PM PST by drpix
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To: maggief

The man has a SENSE OF HUMOR —I can’t believe what people have turned this into.

THAT is where the left has an advantage —old right wingers can’t laugh, a lot of times, and they sound scary.

THAT is part of how the left snaps up young people.

If people are shocked by THIS they should move to Pakistan.

(shaking head)


18 posted on 11/15/2012 3:28:17 PM PST by gaijin
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To: maggief

19 posted on 11/15/2012 3:30:59 PM PST by Wiggins
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To: drpix

20 posted on 11/15/2012 3:31:37 PM PST by maggief
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To: mojito

STOP! It;s a perfectly cute appropriate picture!!!! He MATCHES the DUMMIES!!!


21 posted on 11/15/2012 3:36:43 PM PST by Ann Archy (ABORTION....the HUMAN sacrifice to the god of CONVENIENCE.)
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To: maggief

The picture was part of a long standing inside joke between the Humphries family and the Kelley family. It was sent two years ago.

It’s been said that agent Humphries single-handily thwarted two terrorist attacks that would have happened on American soil. If this is true, he is an unsung American hero.

Rush claimed this guy is a conservative, and that’s one reason the administration wants to discredit him.


22 posted on 11/15/2012 3:42:11 PM PST by july4thfreedomfoundation (November 6, 2012.....A day that will live in infamy!)
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To: maggief
If centering his reelection campaign on appearances on Leno, Letterman, et. al., and making America such a laughing stock among its enemies doesn't qualify him as a comedian/joker I don't know what would.


23 posted on 11/15/2012 3:43:12 PM PST by drpix
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To: july4thfreedomfoundation

I know ... and I’d hit it.

:)


24 posted on 11/15/2012 3:47:30 PM PST by maggief
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To: livius

I agree. From all the articles you got the impression that the FBI agent sent a personal picture to the Kelley woman, insinuating of some sexual nature.


25 posted on 11/15/2012 3:47:39 PM PST by classified
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To: maggief

which one is he? now we got triplets in this scandal!


26 posted on 11/15/2012 3:51:37 PM PST by CJ Wolf
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To: maggief

Los Tres Dummigos

27 posted on 11/15/2012 4:07:32 PM PST by mikrofon (Mannequin Slytalker)
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To: maggief
They deleted my thread when I posted the pic..Go figure
Here is some new info

"During last year's FBI citizens academy, which Kelley attended, Natalie Shepherd, a reporter with Channel 8 in Tampa, was one of two media representatives also invited. Among the 30 people on the list was the head of the host committee for the Republican National Convention, a vice president of security for Walt Disney Corp., and the Hillsborough County tax collector.

"She's the only person on the list who's just listed as her name," Shepherd said. Each Tuesday evening session at the local field office covered a different topic, such as domestic terrorism, international terror or cybercrime. Shepherd said agent Humphries led one talk about Afghanistan.

Shepherd recalled Kelley as attentive and inquisitive, but otherwise low-key — especially given recent revelations.
"She wasn't dropping names or alluding to those connections at all," she said. "She seemed like one of the normal people in the class."

The FBI did not immediately return a call requesting information on Kelley and the class." Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/news/us/article/Socialite-s-climb-halted-by-unfolding-scandal-4033354.php#ixzz2CL6APpgI
28 posted on 11/15/2012 4:11:29 PM PST by RummyChick
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To: Wiggins

nifoc


29 posted on 11/15/2012 4:13:19 PM PST by muglywump (Seven days without laughter makes one weak.)
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To: maggief

We need to close the border with Creepistan.


30 posted on 11/15/2012 4:17:34 PM PST by DManA ( you)
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To: RandallFlagg

The best part of the photo... I do believe one of those guitars is a “Guitar Hero” controller, not a real guitar :)


31 posted on 11/15/2012 4:52:33 PM PST by Boogieman
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To: Boogieman

Holy CARP! Yer right!
It’s the one closest to, “Bubba.”

LOL!!!!


32 posted on 11/15/2012 5:59:52 PM PST by RandallFlagg ("Liberalism is about as progressive as CANCER" -Alfonzo Rachel)
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To: maggief

They made it sound so creepy, when it’s just a harmless clean joke. The dummies look more like Michael Chiklis though.


33 posted on 11/15/2012 6:04:43 PM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: dead

Indeed. A local report quoted an FBI superior concerned about leaks about one of his guys.


34 posted on 11/15/2012 6:19:35 PM PST by maggief
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To: MNDude

Yep.


35 posted on 11/15/2012 6:20:24 PM PST by onemiddleamerican (FUBO and all your terrorist buddies)
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To: HomeAtLast
LOL! Very good one, H@L.

:-)

36 posted on 11/15/2012 6:21:11 PM PST by onemiddleamerican (FUBO and all your terrorist buddies)
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To: mojito
from what I've heard he really is an outstanding agent. I can accept it was used as a joke as he really does resemble the firing range dummies. I see nothing wrong with the photo and suggest this has been taken out of context big time.
37 posted on 11/15/2012 6:26:47 PM PST by elpadre (AfganistaMr Obama said the goal was to "disrupt, dismantle and defeat al-hereQaeda" and its allies.)
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To: mojito
from what I've heard he really is an outstanding agent. I can accept it was used as a joke as he really does resemble the firing range dummies. I see nothing wrong with the photo and suggest this has been taken out of context big time.
38 posted on 11/15/2012 6:27:03 PM PST by elpadre (AfganistaMr Obama said the goal was to "disrupt, dismantle and defeat al-hereQaeda" and its allies.)
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To: mojito
from what I've heard he really is an outstanding agent. I can accept it was used as a joke as he really does resemble the firing range dummies. I see nothing wrong with the photo and suggest this has been taken out of context big time.
39 posted on 11/15/2012 6:27:17 PM PST by elpadre (AfganistaMr Obama said the goal was to "disrupt, dismantle and defeat al-hereQaeda" and its allies.)
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To: onemiddleamerican; onona

After laughing out loud on these Paula threads so often, I had to give back a little. :)


40 posted on 11/16/2012 9:30:16 AM PST by HomeAtLast
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