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1 posted on 11/17/2012 3:20:35 PM PST by BunnySlippers
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2 posted on 11/17/2012 3:22:11 PM PST by BunnySlippers (I LOVE BULL MARKETS . . .)
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It's straight from Douglas Adams:
“I come in peace,” it said, ... “take me to your Lizard.”

Ford Prefect, of course, had an explanation for this, as he sat with Arthur and watched the nonstop frenetic news reports on television, none of which had anything to say ...

“It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see...”

“You mean, it comes from a world of lizards?”

“No,” said Ford, who by this time was a little more rational and coherent than he had been, having finally had the coffee forced down him, “nothing so simple. Nothing anything like so straightforward. On its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people.”

“Odd,” said Arthur, “I thought you said it was a democracy.”

“I did,” said Ford. “It is.”

“So,” said Arthur, hoping he wasn’t sounding ridiculously obtuse, “why don’t the people get rid of the lizards?”

“It honestly doesn’t occur to them,” said Ford. “They’ve all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they’ve voted in more or less approximates to the government they want.”

“You mean they actually vote for the lizards?”

“Oh yes,” said Ford with a shrug, “of course.”

“But,” said Arthur, going for the big one again, “why?”

“Because if they didn’t vote for a lizard,” said Ford, “the wrong lizard might get in. Got any gin?”

The Secret Service is afraid they'll bring back the wrong lizard...
6 posted on 11/17/2012 3:27:00 PM PST by null and void (America - Abducted by Aliens...)
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the massive lizards found on the Government House grounds were not the dangerous Komodo dragons, but the harmless, lazy water lizards.

Kind of like Democrats vs. Republicans.

8 posted on 11/17/2012 3:28:06 PM PST by EternalVigilance (Nice 'til I'm not.)
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Thailand?


9 posted on 11/17/2012 3:28:46 PM PST by DemforBush (100% Ex-Democrat.)
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Should have let the lizard eat the snake who ate the dog.


10 posted on 11/17/2012 3:29:38 PM PST by Viennacon
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Are they going to lick the flies off of his face?


12 posted on 11/17/2012 3:31:01 PM PST by Psalm 144 (Voodoo Republicans. Don't read their lips. Watch their hands.)
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A new name for ho's?

Giant Lizard indeed. Needs immediate investigation, on site.

14 posted on 11/17/2012 3:32:37 PM PST by Paladin2
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15 posted on 11/17/2012 3:32:50 PM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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Wasn’t the Hilliary traveling circus just there? No chance she arranged a “lizard swap” as a surprise for her boss, now is there?


18 posted on 11/17/2012 3:37:35 PM PST by wrench
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“lazy water lizards” - I didn’t know Mooocheel went with him.


19 posted on 11/17/2012 3:38:52 PM PST by TNoldman (AN AMERICAN FOR A MUSLIM/BHO FREE AMERICA.)
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I can understand the SS concern. Lizards eat medium rodents, and carrion, so our Usurper would be in definate hazard. Getting turned into Siamese lizard dropping would be a step up. tho...


26 posted on 11/17/2012 3:50:52 PM PST by jonascord (Hurrah for the Bonnie Blue Flag that bears thingle Star!)
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I’m betting they won’t publish my comment, as usual!


27 posted on 11/17/2012 3:51:53 PM PST by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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27 replies and still no “Thailand?”??


28 posted on 11/17/2012 4:02:17 PM PST by reformed_dem
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Sheila monster: "Don't call me `Shirley'!"
32 posted on 11/17/2012 4:22:22 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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That’s what I would tell the Secret Service too. HA! HA!

Almost as funny as the bunny trying for jimehh.


36 posted on 11/17/2012 4:28:12 PM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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The president from Indonesia doesn’t know this?


38 posted on 11/17/2012 4:29:25 PM PST by jimfree
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Headline: President to support giant lizard marriage.
“They have rights too, says Obama,”I’m thinking of
trading Michele in on one.”


42 posted on 11/17/2012 4:31:48 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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43 posted on 11/17/2012 4:36:17 PM PST by Brandonmark (OWCM is The new American Minority!)
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Secret Service investigates DRAGON LADIES in Hotel as ‘potential threat’ to OBUMMER on Thailand visit


44 posted on 11/17/2012 4:36:28 PM PST by bunkerhill7 (yup)
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Hey baybee! Lounge Lizard - funny Pictures, Images and Photos lounge lizard
46 posted on 11/17/2012 4:44:42 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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