“Also I’ve noticed that the “on-line movies” (really porn access) that used to be ubiquitous is getting rare. Apparently people can now access their porn (or for that matter other movies via Netflix) online, so they don’t need to pay the hotel $10 or $15.”
A priest finishes checking into a hotel and says to the clerk, “I hope all the porn in my room is disabled.”
To which the clerk replies, “NO! It’s regular porn, you sicko!”