“The Mexicans Credo: If you have two, I can steal one.”
Which reminds me of a joke I remember hearing years and years ago...
There’s a boy whose father is Mexican and mother is Jewish. One day, he asks his mom, “Am I more Mexican or more Jewish?”
She says, “I don’t know. Why don’t you ask your father?”
So he asks his father the same question. His father says, “I don’t know, son. Why do you ask?”
The boy answers, “The house across the street has a bicycle for sale. I’m trying to decide whether to go over there and haggle with them or wait until dark and steal it.”