I am cheered up! Iam going to run for Congress.
Here is my 5 point of my agenda:
1. An Abortion Tax credit ATC- pays $500 for every abortion
a (refundable credit) You must list the name of the unborn child on the tax form.
2.A tax deduction for the costs of rubbers, condoms, morning after pills..Just save your receipts and add them up and deduct them!
3. We need to start studying the temperature changes at the center of the earth. The earth’s core is most likely cooling so we need to get started NOW with programs and policy to address it.
4. Hispanic Family Tax credit- HFTC- if you take in a Hispanic family (Provide half the upkeep for)that has any illegal extended family member then we pay $2,500 to every member of that extended family.
5. Justin Beiber Crotch grabbing credit- JBCGTC- If the young voters will simply count the number of times Justin Beiber grabs his crotch during his appearances and then write that on their tax form, we’ll give them a $500 refundable credit.
I believe all of these will get me elected because they will all help with the targeted groups of voters that we need to reach.
Points one and two will be a negative for you,
because they require a modicum of effort on the part of the “gimmes”.