Skip to comments.Home invasion suspect shoots self in stomach(MO)
Posted on 11/21/2012 8:50:15 AM PST by marktwain
CARUTHERSVILLE, Mo ---- Authorities are investigating a home invasion in which the suspect may have shot himself in the stomach.
According to the Caruthersville Police Department, on Thursday, November 15, 2012, Caruthersville Officers responded to shots being fired at approximately 8 p.m., at 1400 Vest Avenue in Caruthersville.
Upon the arrival of Chief of Police, Tony L. Jones, officers made contact with the residents and were advised that a black male, wearing a ski mask had entered the home with a loaded firearm and pointed at the subjects inside of the residents demanding money. One of the subjects in the residence knocked the suspects arm with the firearm in it. Another subject in the home grabbed a chair and struck the suspect in the face, attempting to knock the gun away from the suspect.
Officers were advised that the suspect then bent over and began firing shots inside of the residence. The residents stated that they believed that the suspect had shot himself possibly in the stomach area, because of the blood that they had observed dropping on the floor, following the shots.
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The residents sound pretty hard-core: synchronized CQB with impromptu weapons.
Home invaders need to die. Preferably after being bitten by a well-trained dog who knows just where to bite to inflict the maximum pain.
Beat him unconscious with a chair and then hook him to wall current to make him talk.
“Tell us who you work for!”
“Who sent you!”
“What do you know about Project Arc Bow?!”
He’d never break into a house again.
So this maggot is hiding somewhere with a bullet in his gut from his own gun.
Hope they locate him due to the stench.
“So this maggot is hiding somewhere with a bullet in his gut from his own gun.
Hope they locate him due to the stench.”
An obvious candidate for a Darwin Award, provided that they can find the body!
That's their story and they're stickin' to it!
Does this pass the smell test? sounds like a drug deal gone bad to me.
“Come along, he’s coming with me! Who sent you?!”
Keep an eye on the sky, for circling buzzards or vultures. They’ll find him first.
Hed never break into a house again.
People might want to wear masks during such activities, or perhaps the suspect should be hooded.
Take him up in a helicopter, blindfolded. Hey, it worked in the 60’s. Works better when there are two perps, and the first is a real screamer.
Then, once done questioning him, strip him to his skivvies, keep him hooded, and dump him starkers in a back parking lot somewhere under cover of darkness.
Or out in the middle of nowhere.
Dump the clothing in some dumpster many miles away.
Replace door/window etc, “No, I have no idea what you are talking about sir.”
Criminal gets trolled, neighborhood doesn’t know the difference, and many lols to be had.
It seems as if some "details" might have been forgotten in the heat of the moment.