He should attend college here in Texas under the in-state tuition benefactor and illegal protector Rick Perry.
Rick's a good white boy to Los Illegales.
Just like any patsy who rolls over for gangster intimidation, they like him because he immediately gives in when they pound the table and make demands.
Perry's only interested in making sure that he gets to be the life of the party, a Big Man, the guy you can count on for weekend golf.
In other words, an affable drunk.
Very Mexican of him. Guess they see him as a kindred soul, when they aren't kicking him around.