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Woman arrested after trying to kill her boyfriend with her large breasts
Your Jewish News ^ | Nov 25, 2012 | Debbie Gross

Posted on 11/26/2012 11:08:58 PM PST by expat1000

man claims he was nearly killed after his girlfriend choked him with her large breasts, according court proceedings. A high-flying lawyer fled in terror naked after his girlfriend used her 38DD breasts to kill him, a German court has heard.

Tim Schmidt, 30, said his girlfriend, Franziska Hansen, 33, mounted her assault while they were having sex because she was jealous of his successful career.


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1 posted on 11/26/2012 11:09:03 PM PST by expat1000
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To: expat1000

Smothered with love?


2 posted on 11/26/2012 11:12:05 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: expat1000
"A high-flying lawyer fled in terror naked after his girlfriend used her 38DD breasts to kill him..."

Great just what we need..zombie lawyers

3 posted on 11/26/2012 11:14:57 PM PST by mitch5501 ("make your calling and election sure: for if ye do these things ye shall never fall")
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To: expat1000

“Drownin’, in the sea of love
Where everyone would love to drown.”


4 posted on 11/26/2012 11:18:10 PM PST by Huskrrrr
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To: expat1000

“..mounted her assault..” LOL!


5 posted on 11/26/2012 11:18:10 PM PST by Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America (IMPEACH OBAMA)
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To: expat1000

Rudyard Kipling (1865-1936)

The Female of the Species

WHEN the Himalayan peasant meets the he-bear in his pride,
He shouts to scare the monster, who will often turn aside.
But the she-bear thus accosted rends the peasant tooth and nail.
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

When Nag the basking cobra hears the careless foot of man,
He will sometimes wriggle sideways and avoid it if he can.
But his mate makes no such motion where she camps beside the trail.
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

When the early Jesuit fathers preached to Hurons and Choctaws,
They prayed to be delivered from the vengeance of the squaws.
‘Twas the women, not the warriors, turned those stark enthusiasts pale.
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

Man’s timid heart is bursting with the things he must not say,
For the Woman that God gave him isn’t his to give away;
But when hunter meets with husbands, each confirms the other’s tale—
The female of the species is more deadly than the male.

Man, a bear in most relations—worm and savage otherwise,—
Man propounds negotiations, Man accepts the compromise.
Very rarely will he squarely push the logic of a fact
To its ultimate conclusion in unmitigated act.

Fear, or foolishness, impels him, ere he lay the wicked low,
To concede some form of trial even to his fiercest foe.
Mirth obscene diverts his anger—Doubt and Pity oft perplex
Him in dealing with an issue—to the scandal of The Sex!

But the Woman that God gave him, every fibre of her frame
Proves her launched for one sole issue, armed and engined for the same;
And to serve that single issue, lest the generations fail,
The female of the species must be deadlier than the male.

She who faces Death by torture for each life beneath her breast
May not deal in doubt or pity—must not swerve for fact or jest.
These be purely male diversions—not in these her honour dwells—
She the Other Law we live by, is that Law and nothing else.

She can bring no more to living than the powers that make her great
As the Mother of the Infant and the Mistress of the Mate.
And when Babe and Man are lacking and she strides unclaimed to claim
Her right as femme (and baron), her equipment is the same.

She is wedded to convictions—in default of grosser ties;
Her contentions are her children, Heaven help him who denies!—
He will meet no suave discussion, but the instant, white-hot, wild,
Wakened female of the species warring as for spouse and child.

Unprovoked and awful charges—even so the she-bear fights,
Speech that drips, corrodes, and poisons—even so the cobra bites,
Scientific vivisection of one nerve till it is raw
And the victim writhes in anguish—like the Jesuit with the squaw!

So it comes that Man, the coward, when he gathers to confer
With his fellow-braves in council, dare not leave a place for her
Where, at war with Life and Conscience, he uplifts his erring hands
To some God of Abstract Justice—which no woman understands.

And Man knows it! Knows, moreover, that the Woman that God gave him
Must command but may not govern—shall enthral but not enslave him.
And She knows, because She warns him, and Her instincts never fail,
That the Female of Her Species is more deadly than the Male.


6 posted on 11/26/2012 11:21:14 PM PST by faithhopecharity (--)
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To: Huskrrrr

Sara

Fleetwood Mac, Tusk, March 2004


7 posted on 11/26/2012 11:21:59 PM PST by FlyingEagle
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To: expat1000

What an udder nightmare.


8 posted on 11/26/2012 11:22:20 PM PST by LibWhacker
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To: FlyingEagle

1979 not 2004


9 posted on 11/26/2012 11:24:25 PM PST by FlyingEagle
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To: expat1000

10 posted on 11/26/2012 11:26:53 PM PST by Bobalu (It is not obama we are fighting, it is the media.)
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To: expat1000

He’s just bragging.


11 posted on 11/26/2012 11:31:41 PM PST by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus sum -- "The Taliban is inside the building")
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To: expat1000

38DD? From that pic I would guess 40F. Or else the Germans have a different bra sizing system.


12 posted on 11/26/2012 11:34:00 PM PST by Right Brother
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To: Right Brother
Just a follow up to my previous post #12:


13 posted on 11/26/2012 11:38:18 PM PST by Right Brother
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To: expat1000

Yep..looks like deadly weapons to me...


14 posted on 11/26/2012 11:58:38 PM PST by montanajoe
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To: Lazamataz

We need an expert opinion.


15 posted on 11/27/2012 12:37:06 AM PST by Jeff Chandler (www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpAOwJvTOio)
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To: mitch5501

i caught that. poor translation i guess?


16 posted on 11/27/2012 12:40:34 AM PST by wiggen (The teacher card. When the racism card just won't work.)
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To: expat1000

Not guilty due to extenuating circumstances. “She said: “Treasure. I wanted your death to be as pleasant as possible.”


17 posted on 11/27/2012 12:56:59 AM PST by shove_it ( No representation without taxation.)
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To: montanajoe

It’s a fitting death for a man.


18 posted on 11/27/2012 12:58:40 AM PST by ChiMark (America no more)
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To: expat1000

Motor Boating!


19 posted on 11/27/2012 1:15:55 AM PST by 2010Freeper
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To: expat1000

Motor Boating!


20 posted on 11/27/2012 1:15:55 AM PST by 2010Freeper
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To: expat1000

Motor Boating!


21 posted on 11/27/2012 1:15:55 AM PST by 2010Freeper
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To: expat1000

Motor Boating!


22 posted on 11/27/2012 1:16:02 AM PST by 2010Freeper
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To: 2010Freeper

Gives new meaning to ‘pontoons’! This young lady would have no need for water wings when motor-boating for sure!


23 posted on 11/27/2012 1:21:09 AM PST by 2010Freeper
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To: expat1000

I Looked at the other news reports from the sources
newspaper and the stories published by this paper
make the publication look like
“The Weekly World News” which is an American tabloid
renown for publishing fake and made up stories to boost it’s sales circulation.
For and instance The Jewish news publishes stories like:
“iPad bought at Walmart turns out to be a fake”
“Teen arrested for poisoning another teen’s baby”
“Man who vandalized town sign confesses after 26 years”
Or This one:
“82-year-old man jailed after his dog killed a cat.”
These and the main story are all of dubious nature.


24 posted on 11/27/2012 1:24:29 AM PST by cavador ("Self determination is not a malfunction"!(Harkness;Fallout 3 Rivet City 2077))
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To: expat1000

I Looked at the other news reports from the sources
newspaper and the stories published by this paper
make the publication look like
“The Weekly World News” which is an American tabloid
renown for publishing fake and made up stories to boost it’s sales circulation.
For and instance The Jewish news publishes stories like:
“iPad bought at Walmart turns out to be a fake”
“Teen arrested for poisoning another teen’s baby”
“Man who vandalized town sign confesses after 26 years”
Or This one:
“82-year-old man jailed after his dog killed a cat.”
These and the main story are all of dubious nature.


25 posted on 11/27/2012 1:24:50 AM PST by cavador ("Self determination is not a malfunction"!(Harkness;Fallout 3 Rivet City 2077))
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To: expat1000

26 posted on 11/27/2012 1:30:32 AM PST by cavador ("Self determination is not a malfunction"!(Harkness;Fallout 3 Rivet City 2077))
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To: expat1000

Humor in a ‘jugular’ vein!


27 posted on 11/27/2012 1:57:45 AM PST by equaviator (There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
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To: cavador

Just taking the first two, how did you miss these? It took me, like, 30 seconds to find them. Perhaps you should do a bit more due diligence before accusing people of lying.

http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/11/13/miami-dade-man-buys-ipad-at-walmart-gets-fake/

http://video.msnbc.msn.com/nbc-news/49760968#49760968


28 posted on 11/27/2012 2:05:51 AM PST by expat1000
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To: expat1000
I don't care if I do die, do die.
Long as I see the juice fly. . . . . .
29 posted on 11/27/2012 2:08:02 AM PST by DeaconRed (We couldn't beat the least qualified and absolute worst president ever. Our party is done for.)
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To: cavador

Or This one:
“82-year-old man jailed after his dog killed a cat.”
These and the main story are all of dubious nature.

I suppose you think the video is faked as well. I think your research is what is of dubious nature.

http://www.yourjewishnews.com/Pages/w6357.aspx


30 posted on 11/27/2012 2:10:47 AM PST by expat1000
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To: expat1000; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; JRios1968; Lazamataz; martin_fierro; ...

BOOBIES!


31 posted on 11/27/2012 2:19:24 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Obama should change his campaign slogan to "Yes, we am!" Sounds as stupid as his administration is.)
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To: expat1000

Also at:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2236797/German-lawyer-claims-38DD-girlfriend-tried-smother-death-breasts.html


32 posted on 11/27/2012 2:19:55 AM PST by expat1000
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To: montanajoe

Otter: Let me give you a hint. She’s got a couple of major-league yabbos........


33 posted on 11/27/2012 2:36:02 AM PST by Recon Dad (Gas & Petroleum Junkie)
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To: expat1000

He’s got that at home, and the stupid bast*rd’s complaining?

Someone should tell him to grow up and take an early death; life won’t get too much better than that.


34 posted on 11/27/2012 2:53:12 AM PST by Jack Hammer
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To: expat1000

Killing him softly?


35 posted on 11/27/2012 2:55:28 AM PST by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
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To: expat1000

Death! By snoo snoo!


36 posted on 11/27/2012 2:59:38 AM PST by Biff55 (A furore Normanorum libera nos, O Domine!)
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To: cavador

Well at least they keep us abreast of the news.


37 posted on 11/27/2012 3:19:52 AM PST by Rennes Templar (Be positive: America is greater than Obama.)
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To: LibWhacker

Victim: “Thanks for the mammaries”.


38 posted on 11/27/2012 3:22:02 AM PST by Rennes Templar (Be positive: America is greater than Obama.)
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To: expat1000

...but could he still hear the stereo?


39 posted on 11/27/2012 3:25:09 AM PST by OriginalChristian (The end of America, as founded, began when the first Career Politician was elected...)
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To: Right Brother

Blech! That looks heavy and uncomfortable!


40 posted on 11/27/2012 3:25:09 AM PST by sneakers (Go Sheriff Joe!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Very large pings.


41 posted on 11/27/2012 3:31:51 AM PST by Springman (Rest In Peace YaYa123, Bahbah, and Just Lori.)
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To: expat1000

WM double-D


42 posted on 11/27/2012 3:46:06 AM PST by Flick Lives (We're going to be just like the old Soviet Union, but with free cell phones!)
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To: expat1000

So when she goes to jail, she gets to take two deadly assault weapons with her.


43 posted on 11/27/2012 3:56:44 AM PST by PoloSec ( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
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To: Jack Hammer

He’s 30 and entering his peak earning years as a lawyer. She’s 33. She’s probably afraid he was going to dump her for a 23yo.


44 posted on 11/27/2012 4:15:33 AM PST by SauronOfMordor (To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize - Voltaire)
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To: LibWhacker

“What an udder nightmare.”

Thanks, my screen needed cleaning anyway. (Sprayed it with my coffee upon reading your post.)


45 posted on 11/27/2012 4:18:12 AM PST by tired&retired
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To: tet68

46 posted on 11/27/2012 4:20:41 AM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Right Brother
38DD? From that pic I would guess 40F. Or else the Germans have a different bra sizing system.

She might only be 4 ft tall.

47 posted on 11/27/2012 5:26:36 AM PST by SampleMan (Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
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To: expat1000

Strange. I just got the urge to start a dairy farm.

If she confesses she can make a clean breast of it.


48 posted on 11/27/2012 5:37:06 AM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (The parasites now outnumber the producers.)
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To: Drumbo; expat1000
Quick before it disappears.

That's what she said!

49 posted on 11/27/2012 5:58:34 AM PST by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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To: expat1000

I’ll bet she hasn’t seen her feet in years.


50 posted on 11/27/2012 6:35:47 AM PST by reagan_fanatic (You are not now, and will never be my President, Mr. Obama.)
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