To: Clint N. Suhks
From the local police log:
Theft arrest: Zachary A. Smitley, 19, of Washington, was arrested Saturday by North Franklin police on a charge of theft for allegedly stealing a cellphone and beaded case from Samantha Harvey, 5 Zelt St., on Thursday. Harvey told police she did not know the last name of the person who stole the items but said he was wearing a Baltimore Ravens jacket and had green hair.
Moral of the story: Never trust a Ravens fan with green hair.
posted on 11/27/2012 9:38:59 AM PST
(Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
My hair is gray so I am A-OK...
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