HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY FOR 1 HOUR WITH SANDRA FLUKE?

TheCollegeFix via Instapundit ^ | 27 Nov 2012 | NATHAN HARDEN

[shove_it]

EXCLUSIVE: Sandra Fluke, noted advocate for government-subsidized birth control, is auctioning off one hour of her time for an online “strategy session” at the site BiddingForGood.com.

According to the auction page, “Social justice advocate Sandra Fluke will help you harness the power of activism and/or advocacy with this strategy session. You bring the expertise on your issue, and Sandra will bring her sharp strategic mind and national experience.”

A reliable source has informed me that the auction is authentic. But if you were hoping for face-to-face time with Ms. Fluke, I’m afraid that’s not on the menu: The auction page states: “Advice session will take place by phone or Skype at a mutually convenient time. The item is one session of up to one hour.”

Unfortunately, “All sales are final,” according to the rules. So no refunds, even if you end up dissatisfied with your experience.

How much would you pay for 1 hour with Sandra Fluke?

[Larry Lucido]

How much would they pay me, you ask? It would have to be a lot, that’s for sure.

[chuckee]

“HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY FOR 1 HOUR WITH SANDRA FLUKE?”

Let the fun commence.
Depends on who supplies the BC.

[vet7279]

Thank god for stable egos....

[dinodino]

I see. Does she normally charge by the hour?

[FlingWingFlyer]

I’m not sure I could take two minutes of Fluke’s nagging, ranting, complaining, whining and bitching. I’d have to pass on a whole hour.

[Doogle]

..another government funded (tax payer funded) scam to promote parasitic behavior.

[shove_it]

BYOBC

[Venturer]

The meeting will be BYOR

Bring your own Rubbers.

[Rennes Templar]

“Sandra will bring her sharp strategic mind and national experience.”

That’s funny right there...

[chuckee]

Does the dumpster diving looking for used rubbers count towards the hour? Or does she consider that foreplay.

[Farmer Dean]

Nine bucks an hour.She’ll be painting my barn.

[yldstrk]

complete narcissist

[M Kehoe]

How much would you pay for 1 hour with Sandra Fluke?

Does this mean she really IS a prostitute?

5.56mm

[from occupied ga]

Hmm let me think about it - nothing. I'd rather watch grass grow than subject myself to an arrognat narcissistic unintelligent socialist for any time at all It's bad enough that my fellow Americans the morons elected one of those as president.

[shove_it]

She works hard for the money.

[bmwcyle]

$ 100.00 Cage Match. I would slap that snide look off her face.

[bjc]

Or a lawyer!!

[ScottinVA]

Do we have to, like, touch her? She`s.....y`know.... “been around.”

[muawiyah]

Used to work at a drive in movie. We called them PROPELLERS and there was this old guy we had who went out with a nail on the end of a pole to collect them. He put them in a sack. Then he tossed the sack in the dumpster.

Took him a couple of hours ~ people'd get so upset if they stepped out of the car to go to the concession stand to get a soda and they, or their kids, stepped on one.

Very important job. Paid several times what the rest of us got.

Fluke's $3,000 a year would've filled the lot every evening ~