Posted on 11/28/2012 4:25:18 AM PST by shove_it
EXCLUSIVE: Sandra Fluke, noted advocate for government-subsidized birth control, is auctioning off one hour of her time for an online “strategy session” at the site BiddingForGood.com.
According to the auction page, “Social justice advocate Sandra Fluke will help you harness the power of activism and/or advocacy with this strategy session. You bring the expertise on your issue, and Sandra will bring her sharp strategic mind and national experience.”
A reliable source has informed me that the auction is authentic. But if you were hoping for face-to-face time with Ms. Fluke, I’m afraid that’s not on the menu: The auction page states: “Advice session will take place by phone or Skype at a mutually convenient time. The item is one session of up to one hour.”
Unfortunately, “All sales are final,” according to the rules. So no refunds, even if you end up dissatisfied with your experience.
How much would you pay for 1 hour with Sandra Fluke?
More & more often these days, the jokes just write themselves.
Honestly? Nothing. She isn’t pretty enough to hold my interests that way. She is obviously whiney, ill informed, and not too bright so conversation would be maddeningly mundane. Given where she is at in life and her outlook I doubt we have much if anything in common. I’ll pass.
That is strange- I dreamt about propellers and torpedoes in The Netherlands last night, no joke.
So I guess it is phone sex.
$0.00
About 2 bits.
About 2 bits.
I dont’t know, what’s the going rate for a whore?
Do I get to do anything I want with no fear of murder and cruelty charges?
This woman is such a fluke.........
Zero. I don’t want a STD. I bet that she is loaded with disease known to man and some that are not.
Thread winner right there!
If this were a live session, I’d pay her a Charlie to give her a bandit mask.
Nothing.... Payment would not be required.
Were we to meet, she would be overwhelmed by the opportunity to meet with me in private.
They couldn’t pay me to spend a minute with her.
We will bid 3 rubbers, 2 morning after pills, 1 package of vaginal contraceptive gel, One expense paid trip to Planned Parenthood, 6 diaphrams, 3 women’s condoms, 3 IUD’s, 2 cases of spermicide.
We’ve already paid.
Let’s see ,,,, $7.25 is the min. Hr. wage and she can do all my outdoor chores ,, clean the gutters , rake the leaves , cut the grass , weed the garden etc. . I will not pay her during the many times a day she has sex ,, her John’s will have to cover that time ,, she supplies the birth control pills but the John’s must supply the 3 bags . Then it’s back to work at my house for her 29 1/2 hour work week thanks to 0bama and her stupidity .
Let’s see ,,,, $7.25 is the min. Hr. wage and she can do all my outdoor chores ,, clean the gutters , rake the leaves , cut the grass , weed the garden etc. . I will not pay her during the many times a day she has sex ,, her John’s will have to cover that time ,, she supplies the birth control pills but the John’s must supply the 3 bags . Then it’s back to work at my house for her 29 1/2 hour work week thanks to 0bama and her stupidity .
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