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6-month sentence in stabbing death of parrot
Heraldnet ^
| November 27, 2012
| Rikki King
Posted on 11/28/2012 12:37:08 PM PST by Gamecock
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posted on
11/28/2012 12:37:11 PM PST
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Gamecock
To: Gamecock
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posted on
11/28/2012 12:38:42 PM PST
by
NativeSon
( Grease the floor with Crisco when I dance the Disco)
To: Larry Lucido; F15Eagle
Perhaps the parrot ate the key to the perps’s strongbox and he needed the keys to retrieve his cuff-links....
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posted on
11/28/2012 12:39:17 PM PST
by
Gamecock
To: Gamecock
Maybe he's just resting
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posted on
11/28/2012 12:40:10 PM PST
by
Hoodat
("As for God, His way is perfect" - Psalm 18:30)
To: Hoodat
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posted on
11/28/2012 12:42:13 PM PST
by
Scoutmaster
(You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
To: Gamecock
It’s a good thing for detectives that this guy came clean on his own. Usually, it would be the parrot that would tell the tale of the guilty, which of course, is not possible in this caper...
wonder who was the detective that solved this... someone like Nick Danger, Third Eye?
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posted on
11/28/2012 12:43:37 PM PST
by
C210N
(In favor of private rights and public happiness)
To: Gamecock
“Police alleged that Atkinson was alone at the former couple’s Everett home when he killed the bird...”
Ohhhh noooo...a Parrot killing reported by Gamecock.
Now, that’s how I like my irony.
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posted on
11/28/2012 12:46:19 PM PST
by
jessduntno
("Socialism only works...in Heaven where they don't need it and hell where they have it." - RR)
To: Gamecock
So there is this parrot and he knows a bunch of swear words and the owner says , “If you don’t stop swearing I’m going to sick you in the freezer.” So the parrot starts swearing and the guy puts him in the freezer. The parrot continues cussing up a storm but after a few minutes the parrot suddenly stops. The guy says “Will you stop swearing now?” and the parrot says “I’ll stop, but first I want to know what the chicken did.
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posted on
11/28/2012 12:48:01 PM PST
by
illiac
(If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
To: Gamecock
A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street. The brunette looks down and says, “Aww, look, a dead bird.â
The blonde looks up and says, “Where? Where?”
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posted on
11/28/2012 12:50:03 PM PST
by
illiac
(If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
11/28/2012 12:50:54 PM PST
by
PowderMonkey
(WILL WORK FOR AMMO)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
11/28/2012 12:51:12 PM PST
by
PowderMonkey
(WILL WORK FOR AMMO)
To: Gamecock
Good thing it wasn’t a mynah.
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posted on
11/28/2012 1:02:10 PM PST
by
Mr Ramsbotham
(Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
To: Gamecock
Why didn’t they charge him with a hate crime? After all, he must of hated that squawking parrot.
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posted on
11/28/2012 1:04:45 PM PST
by
DH
(Once the tainted finger of government touches anything the rot begins)
To: Gamecock
Wasn’t it in that liberal cess pool/sewer Seattle area where that ‘Tuba Man’ fella was murdered by a teenage gang/pack of holder’s people on a street but received no punishment, or next to nothing, and this guy gets 6 months?
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posted on
11/28/2012 1:12:36 PM PST
by
bobby.223
(Retired up in the snowy mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a GREAT life!)
To: Gamecock
So killing a bird is murder worthy of jail time.
But abortion, killing the unborn, is some sort of right.
To: Gamecock
Betcha this is how it happened.
Parrot: Awwk! F*CK YOU!
Man: FORK YOU!
And he did.
;-)
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posted on
11/28/2012 1:27:38 PM PST
by
GladesGuru
(In a society predicated upon freedom, it is necessary to examine principles."...the public interest)
To: Gamecock
I don’t think I would tell my fellow inmates that I killed a parrot and got thrown in jail. I think I would change the story to “I killed a stool pigeon”. Sounds a little more menacing.
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posted on
11/28/2012 1:32:49 PM PST
by
109ACS
(If this be Treason, then make the most of it. Patrick Henry, May 1765)
To: Scoutmaster
A Norwegian blue most likely, pinin’ for the fjords.
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posted on
11/28/2012 1:33:05 PM PST
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
To: Gamecock; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono; Daffynition
To: bobby.223
Nobody like a tuba player, parrots can be cute or at least interesting so long as you don’t have to hear that squawking 24/7/365...
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