[Dr.Zoidberg]

... jewels of Detroit. O.o "Jewels. Of. Detroit?"

No matter how well you polish a cat turd or how you make it shine, it's still a cat turd.

[jwsea55]

No matter how well you polish a cat turd or how you make it shine, it's still a cat turd.

I am thinking a cat turd may have some value as a fertilizer. I think you may be over estimating the value of the Motor City.

[muawiyah]

http://www.treehugger.com/style/zoo-sells-jewelry-made-from-reindeer-droppings.html ~ cat scat won’t work