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North Korea Says Its Archaeologists Discovered A 'Unicorn Lair'
NPR ^ | November 30, 2012 | Eyder Peralta

Posted on 12/01/2012 8:32:07 AM PST by teflon9

It's not the first time we've heard fantastical news from North Korea's state news agency. And if you thought the "peculiar natural wonders" would be buried along with the Dear Leader, my were you mistaken.

Today, the Korean Central News Agency said that archaeologists from the History Institute of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea "reconfirmed" the "lair of a unicorn" that was ridden by King Tongmyong.

Via the Japan-based Korean News Agency, which distributes KCNA news, here's a bit more of the breaking development:

"The lair is located 200 meters from the Yongmyong Temple in Moran Hill in Pyongyang City. A rectangular rock carved with words "Unicorn Lair" stands in front of the lair. The carved words are believed to date back to the period of Koryo Kingdom (918-1392).

"Jo Hui Sung, director of the Institute, told KCNA:

"'Korea's history books deal with the unicorn, considered to be ridden by King Tongmyong, and its lair."


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; Unclassified
KEYWORDS: godsgravesglyphs; huh; insane; sure; wtf
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Ooookaay. So what's next? Bigfoot?
1 posted on 12/01/2012 8:32:29 AM PST by teflon9
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NORK Global Warming—BELIEVE IT OR DIE!!!
2 posted on 12/01/2012 8:35:04 AM PST by Happy Rain (Obama is Lucifer's Evil Twin)
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To: teflon9

They’re Asian, so I’m guessing a dragon lair.


3 posted on 12/01/2012 8:35:21 AM PST by EEGator
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To: teflon9

It’s their equivalent of ‘Hope and Change’.


4 posted on 12/01/2012 8:36:21 AM PST by Track9
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I wonder who has been doing the most drugs, NPR or North Korea?


5 posted on 12/01/2012 8:37:43 AM PST by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: teflon9

"yeah...and if I do this fast enough I'll fly into the kitchen"

6 posted on 12/01/2012 8:38:01 AM PST by Doogle ((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: teflon9

I made a TeaParty sign the reads, ‘Utopian Hope leads to Chains’.


7 posted on 12/01/2012 8:38:48 AM PST by Track9
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What is it with communists and unicorns? Obama is a big unicorn guy too!


8 posted on 12/01/2012 8:39:19 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Don't tax me bro! Tax that guy over there!)
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To: teflon9

So Obama’s ancestry has finally been identified?


9 posted on 12/01/2012 8:42:37 AM PST by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (Vendetta))
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To: teflon9

Tongmyong...
Isn’t that a Thai soup ?


10 posted on 12/01/2012 8:43:36 AM PST by Eric in the Ozarks (In the game of life, there are no betting limits)
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To: teflon9
Actually they just found Kim Jong Il's toybox of My Pretty Ponies.


11 posted on 12/01/2012 8:43:44 AM PST by KarlInOhio (Big Bird is a brood parasite: laid in our nest 43 years ago and we are still feeding him.)
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Yeah yeah.....and he farts rainbows.


12 posted on 12/01/2012 8:43:50 AM PST by RightOnline (I am Andrew Breitbart!)
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To: teflon9
Obama rides unicorns—but on the head (wooooooo!)
13 posted on 12/01/2012 8:49:41 AM PST by Happy Rain (Obama is Lucifer's Evil Twin)
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To: KarlInOhio

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Brony The Kims are a messed-up bunch; this wouldn’t surprise me.


14 posted on 12/01/2012 8:50:05 AM PST by teflon9 (Political campaigns should follow Johnny Mercer's advice--Accentuate the positive.)
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To: teflon9

I detect a unicorn liar.


15 posted on 12/01/2012 8:54:51 AM PST by MARTIAL MONK (I'm waiting for the POP!)
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Originally they thought it was a hoax, until they discovered mny piles of fossilised skittles nearby


16 posted on 12/01/2012 9:04:00 AM PST by dsrtsage (One half of all people have below average IQ. In the US the number is 54%)
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To: RightOnline

“... and he farts rainbows”.

Silly, silly RightOnline. He doesn’t fart rainbows. He farts skittles. He glides over rainbows. Sheesh.... (LOL!)


17 posted on 12/01/2012 9:09:53 AM PST by momtothree
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To: teflon9
A unicorn lair! Ooooooo!


18 posted on 12/01/2012 9:13:20 AM PST by GrandJediMasterYoda (Someday our schools we will teach the difference between "lose" and "loose")
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To: momtothree

My bad. You’re right, of course.


19 posted on 12/01/2012 9:22:14 AM PST by RightOnline (I am Andrew Breitbart!)
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To: teflon9

Us sirry Amelicans discover Unicorn liar four years ago we laugh on you ha ha ha ha.


20 posted on 12/01/2012 9:24:36 AM PST by RegulatorCountry
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