Skip to comments.'I just wanted money for my birthday!' robbery suspect tells cops
Posted on 12/03/2012 7:21:01 AM PST by ConservativeStatement
After officers arrested Jerry Warren Jr. on suspicion of committing a Wicker Park robbery Saturday, the soon-to-be-22-year-old said he only wanted some birthday money, authorities said today.
His plan didnt work. Warren, who police say netted a whopping $4 in the robbery, was ordered held Sunday on $125,000 bond. He will have to post $12,500--3,125 times more than hes accused of stealing--to leave jail.
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Why didn’t he ask for some birthday money from Baraka Claus?
Ha ha ha...happy birthday dumbass!
Scum who’d just as soon kill you as look at you.
Four dollars. That and inflicting blunt force trauma on your victim will get you jail.
If anything, we should praise him for cutting the government out of the process.
Apparently, he didn’t get his Obama money.
He will have to post $12,500—3,125 times more than hes accused of stealing—to leave jail.
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This line alone will stop me from reading any further.
It almost sounds like ‘they’ are saying this is wrong, under normal circumstances I might (like to) believe ‘they’ are trying to show the Irony but my mind tells me todays ‘reporters’ use an example like this to show how UNFAIR the system is to young minorities that are just trying to ‘turn their lives around’.
You don’t expect him to go without a birthday celebration do you?
Maybe he could ask his father for money (EXCUSE ME while I guffaw at my own idiotic suggestion).
F'n rich people will never understand, but this unjustly deprived angel had no choice, NO CHOICE, I SAY, but to turn to thuggery, or as we libs like to say, redistributive remedies applied against anyone and everyone with racist potentials. (/liberal reasoning)
It took two people(Mitch Smith and Rosemary R.Sobol)to write this story?
Chicago Trib got to be a union shop.
“he only wanted some birthday money”
What he needs is a pest control company to remove that spider from his head!
Like father, like sons. Not to worry, he’ll be out soon enough to start quite a few families of his own.
And all those mothers will be financed by the few of us that actually work for a living.
Well gee, why didn't he just come right out and say so.
They always have the same look in their eyes in these mugshots-dead, soulless, mentally deficient. It also seems that the eyes are often close together.
In sum, a depraved, feral expression.
Hey! He got three hots and a cot!
Robert Heinlein called people like this “free lance socialists.” :)
This, in a nutshell, how Liberals have warped traditional American values of hard work and personal responsiblity. Rob someone instead of working to get money, then when you get caught, tell the police you deserved the money and that you shouldn't go to jail. That logic is taught by today's education system and culture.
And Smeagol only wanted the Ring because it was his birthday, so he killed Deagol for it.
Look where that got him.
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