“We’re just hanging out here for a few more years so we can sell our (relatively paltry) 4 acre lot for enough scratch to move back.........to the country!”
So where is the “country” now? I want to move to TX.
Forty miles from any major city such as Austin, Dallas/Ft. Worth or Houston and at least twenty five from a 'minor' city such as Abilene, Amarillo or Lubbock.
Personally, I'm thinking of our next home being around Coleman, Texas - small town, big trees and a bit further West from tornado alley than we are now.