My response: "No, they were all human beings."
“No, I think all the students I taught were normal kids, none with multiple personalities or anything like that”
“Yes, all my students were diverse — we didn’t have any twins at all, much less Siamese twins”
“Well, I didn’t ask them, but in every room of 26 people you pretty much expect that two of them might have the same birthday — but still mostly diverse”
“I’ll answer that, but I have to know first — are you diverse?”
“I would love to teach the entire universe of students.”
“Some of them might have even been triverse — mind you, I was told not to discuss their sexual preferences...”
My response: “No, they were all human beings.”
...lol! It would’ve been 1 second later that she was shown the door but lol!