“threatened to kill his estranged wife and mount her head on the wall,”
Hmmn - there was the one about a titled Englishman showing a girl reporter his trophy room. Said he, “I shot that lion in Namibia - full charge at 25 yards. That rhino was shot charging me and I dropped him at 12 yards.
The young presstitute asked about the mounted head of a middle aged female and was told: “That was my last wife - I shot her charging out of control at Harrod’s”.
"... and look at the rack on her! What a great job the taxidermist did mounting her!"