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Drudge Headline: Foul Stench Over Malibu
The Drudge Report ^ | 12/7/2012

Posted on 12/07/2012 9:14:50 AM PST by GVnana

BLOWING IN THE WIND: ROTTING WHALE CASTS FOUL STENCH OVER CELEBS' HOMES IN MALIBU...

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
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Catch it before it's gone?
1 posted on 12/07/2012 9:14:53 AM PST by GVnana
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To: GVnana

That stinkin’ whale can sing!


2 posted on 12/07/2012 9:19:01 AM PST by TADSLOS (No need to watch the movie "Idiocracy". We're living it.)
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To: GVnana

Is Babs dead or hasn’t she taken a shower in a month?


3 posted on 12/07/2012 9:22:04 AM PST by immadashell
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To: TADSLOS

if Blabs striesand is in the hood rotting whale is an improvement to the air quality


4 posted on 12/07/2012 9:22:04 AM PST by Gasshog
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To: GVnana

I really need to start reading the entire article.

I saw the headline and the picture of that rat-ugly BS and just assumed the foul stench was caused by her having passed some gas.


5 posted on 12/07/2012 9:22:39 AM PST by Ghost of Philip Marlowe (Prepare for survival.)
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To: GVnana

How would anyone be able to differentiate the daily stench from the bloated beached whale stench?

Share the lead.


6 posted on 12/07/2012 9:23:15 AM PST by rktman
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To: GVnana

"Foul Stench, eh? Well, Princess...
I'm not too crazy about that cheap perfume you're wearing either!"

7 posted on 12/07/2012 9:25:47 AM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: GVnana

Snicker. Are the Whale Wars hippies going to have to park a boat off the coast near babs house?


8 posted on 12/07/2012 9:26:21 AM PST by jakerobins
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To: GVnana

Stank for The Skank.


9 posted on 12/07/2012 9:27:20 AM PST by John W (Viva Cristo Rey!)
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To: rktman

silly. the bloated festering whale carcass smells better of course.


10 posted on 12/07/2012 9:27:55 AM PST by Gasshog
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To: GVnana

11 posted on 12/07/2012 9:28:07 AM PST by WakeUpAndVote
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To: GVnana

Babs Breath.


12 posted on 12/07/2012 9:29:01 AM PST by b4its2late (A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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To: GVnana

Rosie O’Donnell sunbathing on the beach again?


13 posted on 12/07/2012 9:29:45 AM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: WakeUpAndVote

please no Rosie pix at lunchtime! Urg!


14 posted on 12/07/2012 9:31:41 AM PST by Gasshog
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To: GVnana

God has a great sense of humor. I love it.


15 posted on 12/07/2012 9:37:06 AM PST by HOYA97 (twitter @hoya97)
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To: GVnana

I think one of the conservative legal foundations must go to Federal Court immediately and get an injunction against removing the whale carcass. Malibu beach is obviously a sacred whale burial ground and should not be disturbed. I’m sure Babs will back the indigenous rights of the whales to die on Malibu beach regardless of the stench.


16 posted on 12/07/2012 9:39:38 AM PST by JewishRighter
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To: JewishRighter

What I like best about all of this is it is a private beach so Babs is responsible for the removal of the carcass. The state wants nothing to do with it. Nor does the city. And they cannot get a barge in there to yank the thing out.

Looks like they are going to have to blow it up.


17 posted on 12/07/2012 9:43:54 AM PST by EQAndyBuzz (George W. Bush is the Emmanuel Goldstein of the modern era.)
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To: GVnana

Oh, Right. So she blames the smell on the whale. How convenient.


18 posted on 12/07/2012 9:44:10 AM PST by RedMDer (Please support Toys for Tots this CHRISTmas season.)
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To: GVnana
FOUL STENCH OVER CELEBS' HOMES IN MALIBU

How can they tell the difference?

19 posted on 12/07/2012 9:45:13 AM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: GVnana

There’s ways to deal with this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vmnq5dBF7Y


20 posted on 12/07/2012 9:47:15 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: GVnana
HaHaHa

Babs and friends are going to pay for disposing of this body.

“The Los Angeles County Department of Beaches and Harbors was not responsible for
disposing of the more than 40-foot body, said Carol Baker, who represents the agency.
“It's on a private beach” controlled by homeowners down to the high tide line and the state
is responsible for the tide lands, Baker said.”

21 posted on 12/07/2012 9:47:31 AM PST by RedMonqey (America: It was a good run.)
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To: EQAndyBuzz
If it wasn't for the Insane Gun Laws, The Nuge should do a beach assault with a Zodiac w/ a 50 cal, a la the Seals and just shred it. Film it and U-Tube it to Bab's Horror!
22 posted on 12/07/2012 9:48:28 AM PST by taildragger (( Tighten the 5 point harness and brace for Impact Freepers, ya know it's coming..... ))
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To: GVnana

They are easy to remove

The Infamous Exploding Whale

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=exploding+whale&source=web&cd=7&ved=0CE8QtwIwBg&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D8Vmnq5dBF7Y&ei=OSrCULf8Bsa0ygGQi4GYCQ&usg=AFQjCNFNqbn8IDhfH1pBx-L0xsSpGEB6tQ


23 posted on 12/07/2012 9:49:17 AM PST by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Superciliousness is the essence of Obama)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Awesome!


24 posted on 12/07/2012 9:53:14 AM PST by GVnana
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To: Tijeras_Slim

That was disgustingly funny!


25 posted on 12/07/2012 9:54:11 AM PST by Noob1999 (Loose Lips, Sink Ships)
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To: GVnana

Nuke the whales!


26 posted on 12/07/2012 9:54:36 AM PST by Flick Lives (We're going to be just like the old Soviet Union, but with free cell phones!)
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To: GVnana
I'll chew my arm off when she falls asleep bing bodda boom!
27 posted on 12/07/2012 9:56:36 AM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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To: tumblindice

Not an issue. There ain’t enough booze on the planet to make Babs even marginally attractive.


28 posted on 12/07/2012 10:04:07 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Democrats are evil. Republicans are stupid.)
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To: GVnana

Are they sure the wind is blowing in from the ocean?


29 posted on 12/07/2012 10:11:21 AM PST by W.Lee ("RID THE WORLD OF THOSE SAVAGES!”)
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To: GVnana
Which reminds me

By Dave Barry (1990)

By Dave Barry

(click for info)
I am absolutely not making this incident up; in fact I have it all on videotape. The tape is from a local TV news show in Oregon, which sent a reporter out to cover the removal of a 45-foot, eight-ton dead whale that washed up on the beach. The responsibility for getting rid of the carcass was placed upon the Oregon State Highway Division, apparently on the theory that highways and whales are very similar in the sense of being large objects.

So anyway, the highway engineers hit upon the plan — remember, I am not making this up — of blowing up the whale with dynamite. The thinking here was that the whale would be blown into small pieces, which would be eaten by sea gulls, and that would be that. A textbook whale removal.

So they moved the spectators back up the beach, put a half-ton of dynamite next to the whale and set it off. I am probably not guilty of understatement when I say that what follows, on the videotape, is the most wonderful event in the history of the universe. First you see the whale carcass disappear in a huge blast of smoke and flame. Then you hear the happy spectators shouting “Yayy!” and “Whee!” Then, suddenly, the crowd’s tone changes. You hear a new sound like “splud.” You hear a woman’s voice shouting “Here come pieces of… MY GOD!” Something smears the camera lens.

Later, the reporter explains: “The humor of the entire situation suddenly gave way to a run for survival as huge chunks of whale blubber fell everywhere.” One piece caved in the roof of a car parked more than a quarter of a mile away. Remaining on the beach were several rotting whale sectors the size of condominium units. There was no sign of the sea gulls, who had no doubt permanently relocated in Brazil. This is a very sobering videotape. Here at the institute we watch it often, especially at parties. But this is no time for gaiety. This is a time to get hold of the folks at the Oregon State Highway division and ask them, when they get done cleaning up the beaches, to give us an estimate on the US Capitol.

30 posted on 12/07/2012 10:15:38 AM PST by mc5cents
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To: GVnana

Why don’t they just move to one of their homes in Aspen or Baja or wherever the current celebrity hotspot is now for a week or two?


31 posted on 12/07/2012 10:26:56 AM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: mc5cents
You know, I've heard about it, but until now I never actually watched it. The pre-demolition interview with the guy running the operation is priceless. Youtube: The Infamous Exploding Whale
32 posted on 12/07/2012 10:38:51 AM PST by Bubba Ho-Tep ("More weight!"--Giles Corey)
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To: GVnana

Holy hell, I thought that was a pic of Ozzy.


33 posted on 12/07/2012 10:41:24 AM PST by youngidiot (God help us.)
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To: GVnana
Where's a marine biologist when you need one?


34 posted on 12/07/2012 11:44:17 AM PST by VRWCmember
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To: Gasshog

No doubt but when will CARB get involved?


35 posted on 12/07/2012 12:08:51 PM PST by rktman
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