The kids should read this first:
The Ten Minute Suicide Guide
By: David Wong November 02, 2007 3,356,696 views
Should be imprisoned. The parents need to be given monetary compensation. The school should be burned down, it is too tainted.
All the kids have to write is:
“Living in France”
“Being a Christian in my own country”
“Having you for a teacher”
The teacher must be a global warming zealot.
You’re never too young to be corrupted by the schools.
Dear Mom and Dad,
I would like to kill myself because my school teacher is an idiot and the thought of having to sit through class while she drones on and on about whatever vapid politically correct hot topic she saw on TV for another 22 weeks is more than I can bear. Please try and understand. She is just really really intolerable. Love you guys!