--a few days old , but the Trib's token "conservative" is always good---
Since most of us don’t feel like registering to the Trib, how about somebody spill the nickname?
posted on 12/11/2012 5:13:43 AM PST
by G Larry
(Which of Obama's policies do you think I'd support if he were white?)
"He shouldn't have carried it in the garment bag," said Lisa from Glen Ellyn, a gun enthusiast and shooter who ridiculed his tiny weapon. "He should have had it in a sequined fuchsia clutch. Something with a little pop."
posted on 12/11/2012 5:16:30 AM PST
.25-caliber is a HIGH-caliber????
posted on 12/11/2012 5:18:22 AM PST
(life is fragile, handle with prayer)
I like - Donne Dumbass Trotter
posted on 12/11/2012 5:36:36 AM PST
(Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
.25 cal.? Maybe he should be known as “Angry Quarter-Inch”
posted on 12/11/2012 5:55:21 AM PST
(Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
To quote Dirty Harry: “A man has to know his limitations.” If you have to carry a small pistol, there are plenty of choices besides a .25 ACP. A nice titanium S&W Centennial five-shot .38 Special revolver loaded with Federal Hydra-Shoks gets the job done and weighs 10.5 ounces.
However, this is a connected Chicago Democrap and if anything comes of this “mistake”, it will be a resume enhancement when he gets out of federal prison (if Obama permits it to go that far). Most likely a fine and a slap on the wrist for the “connected” politician.
Trotter said “I thought it was a lighter. I bought it to light my crack pi... I mean birthday candles”.
posted on 12/11/2012 6:01:37 AM PST
How about Sheriff Bart Trotter.’Scuse me while I whip this out.
posted on 12/11/2012 6:05:11 AM PST
I see that the competition is heating up. Wow, you guys are good.
With a 25 caliber pistol I would call him poodle shooter per Bob the Nailer.
posted on 12/11/2012 7:27:09 AM PST
(Proper aim of giving is to put the recipient in a state where he no longer needs it. C.S. Lewis)
How about Donne “Too Small” Trotter?
It has a nice ring to it.
Actually, that same Beretta in .22LR is more reliable, and believe it or not, more powerful, than the .25ACP.
posted on 12/13/2012 5:55:31 AM PST
by real saxophonist
(Looking for the joke with a microscope)
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