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Reviewer Happy That Teen Favorite Bruno Is Singing About Having Cocaine-Fueled 'Gorilla' Sex
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Posted on 12/11/2012 6:03:44 PM PST by chessplayer

Washington Post music critic Allison Stewart is one of those people who can’t tolerate the idea that listeners under 16 might favor a singer who isn’t “edgy.” In her review of the second album from schoolgirl favorite Bruno Mars, Stewart complained, Mars has been too “vanilla,” too “edgeless,” too “mild to the point of being dead,” and hence he’s “too amiable to give these songs any real misogynistic bite.”

But Stewart is pleased this is “not your mother’s Bruno Mars album,” since she can approve of a song with lyrics about getting drunk, snorting cocaine, and making love like zoo animals (and wouldn’t you enjoy ten-year-old girls repeating the lyrics?):


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“too amiable to give these songs any real misogynistic bite.”

Just proves that liberal wymin crave misogynistic behavior by men, despite them saying otherwise. How else do you explain their love of the likes of Maher.

1 posted on 12/11/2012 6:03:50 PM PST by chessplayer
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To: chessplayer

Well, of course. The big problem — and everybody knows this — is that our culture is just not trashy enough. We’re not fully in gutter yet. And one of the big things holding us back from pure debauchery has been Bruno Mars. Sure, he’s never been a milquetoast, nor has he been a real cultural asset in any way, but he hasn’t sufficiently advanced the cause, you know? Fortunately, with new songs about drugs and wild sex, Bruno finally makes the sort of contribution that our cultural elite have been looking for. Now he’s ready for real cultural acceptance.


2 posted on 12/11/2012 6:08:21 PM PST by ClearCase_guy (Republicans have made themselves useless, toothless, and clueless.)
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To: chessplayer

Liberal women love liberal rape too I guess


3 posted on 12/11/2012 6:08:24 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: chessplayer

Geez, I should not be surprised by this. Here I was hoping for a somewhat clean-cut mainstream musician that my kids could listen to.


4 posted on 12/11/2012 6:20:40 PM PST by Thorliveshere
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To: ClearCase_guy

Yup. And a few years from now, when he’s a drug addicted, alcoholic train wreck, libs like Allison Stewart will innocently ask what happened.


5 posted on 12/11/2012 6:45:30 PM PST by chessplayer
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Just proves that liberal wymin crave misogynistic behavior by men, despite them saying otherwise.

They encourage the behavior because it validates the meme that men are pigs.

6 posted on 12/11/2012 6:49:23 PM PST by tacticalogic ("Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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This guy gets critical acclaim as a "singer"? I listened to that "song" on Youtube. Pure garbage--don't waste your time with it. If you want songs about cocaine and gorillas, I know some better ones.
7 posted on 12/11/2012 6:52:27 PM PST by Fiji Hill (Io Triumphe!)
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This piece was just something so Allison Stewart could let everybody know she likes it gorilla style.
8 posted on 12/11/2012 7:16:48 PM PST by muawiyah
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To: Thorliveshere

Damned. Mars has a beautiful love song “I love you just the way you are”.

Why did he go screw it up?

The pop music industry eats its own. I’ll take the 50’s and 60’s any day: Jackie Wilson; Bill Haley & the Comets, Ricky Nelson, Beach Boys, Jean & Dean, Brenda Lee (Sweet Nothin’s), Pat Boone; Andy Williams, Drifters; Shirelles; Chiffons; Mary Wells; Lee Andrew & the Hearts; Everly Brothers; Linda Scott (I danced with her on the Buddy Dean Show), Marvin Gaye; etc.

Fortunately I have them all on 45’s and LP’s. You can go back, if only for a few minutes.

[Yes, I know that some singers died of drug overdoses, but the greater majority were still decent people. Compare them to the “rappers” and their body count, and you’ll know what I mean).

MadMax with the hot wax!


9 posted on 12/11/2012 7:19:23 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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Liberals dislike anything that builds up and celebrates western culture and Judeo Christian moral values. They only see value if the “art” tears down western culture and Judeo Christian values.
10 posted on 12/11/2012 7:22:08 PM PST by marktwain
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To: chessplayer

Misogyny is just one of many ways in the rainbow to put on display how open minded one is.


11 posted on 12/11/2012 7:33:44 PM PST by posterchild
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12 posted on 12/11/2012 7:55:34 PM PST by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
The pop music industry eats its own. I’ll take the 50’s and 60’s any day: Jackie Wilson; Bill Haley & the Comets, Ricky Nelson, Beach Boys, Jean & Dean, Brenda Lee (Sweet Nothin’s), Pat Boone; Andy Williams, Drifters; Shirelles; Chiffons; Mary Wells; Lee Andrew & the Hearts; Everly Brothers; Linda Scott (I danced with her on the Buddy Dean Show), Marvin Gaye; etc.

Those artists are still played. You can often hear them over the PA system in stores such as Trader Joe's. Will they be playing Bruno Mars, Justin Bieber or Snoop Doggie Dog a half century from now?

13 posted on 12/11/2012 7:59:47 PM PST by Fiji Hill (Io Triumphe!)
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and this is relevant because teens regularly read the music critics over a the Washpo? smh


14 posted on 12/11/2012 9:50:47 PM PST by Katya (Homo Nosce Te Ipsum)
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