“If it were up to me I would say send Fast Eddy his money back. We all see through his attempt to slither back into the Bison faithful like the snake he is. Like everyone is just supposed to forget how he jumped on the Sioux bandwagon a few years ago and had nothing but bad things to say about the Bison.......
Oh yeah and he shot his dog too!!!”
“Ed shot his dog! Ed shot his dog!
That one never get’s old! We will never forget!
Whoooosh!!! -the sound a whiskey bottle makes as it flies through the air.
Slap! Slap! Slap! -the sound of Ed’s hand as it strikes his wife”